JoJo Pieism Blog

5 Years of Pieism - Final Post Ever?

2011-03-10T06:51:00.000-08:00

Hello fellow Pieists, today is 10th March 2011, 5 entire years to the day after I founded Pieism all those years ago! So much has happened since then; the finding of sacred scrolls, the rise of the lobsters, the writing of the Book of Pie, the tales of the future... but it's time to say goodbye. For the time being I have other important duties in my life to attend to, so for now I will not update this blog or any other Pieism site. I may return in the future, but for now, keep the teachings of the holy Pie close to you and by the power of the gravy you shall be saved.

Your's in Pie,

JoJo

Exams Finished!

2010-07-01T03:51:00.000-07:00

Good news, I have finally finished the A-level exams which have been taking up so much of my time recently! Now, I will have more time for Pieism again. The other good news is that as long as I get my grades, I will be going to Exeter for uni, the town of my birth! This was destined to happen I think, and is the next stage of my holy journey. So until next time, may the Pie be with you!

4 Years of Pieism!!!

2010-03-10T10:18:00.000-08:00

Today it is four years since me and the Bodyguard founded Pieism, so much has happened, and there is still so much more to take place during my holy stay on Earth. But for now, here's some good news:

Pieism's Special Annoucement:

That's right, later this year the official Pieism novel will be out, for more infomation about the characters in this story click here.

So until next time, see ya ;-)

Pieism Character Images To Be Released Soon!

2010-02-28T12:19:00.001-08:00

There will be an official release of the 10 main "good guys" in the up-coming Pieism novel, on the 10th March, the founding day of our Pieism! Some of those characters can already be found at the below link:

http://jojo-pieism.webs.com/inpiewetrust.htm

Also I hope to have a couple of other "celebrationary" things on around that time, so be sure to tune in some time on that very special day...

One Month Until 10th March...

2010-02-10T11:09:00.000-08:00

Just one month until the anniversity for 4 years of Pieism, I must confirm that although progress on the Pieism novel In Pie We Trust is going along at a good pace, it certainly won't be finished by that date, and it may not even be out until June or later; like many projects the further it progresses the longer it becomes. But do not fear, one day it will complete.

"In Pie We Trust" Infomation Now On Main Site

2010-01-03T13:48:00.000-08:00

To find out more about the upcoming Pieism novel, which will introduce many new characters and concepts to most Pieists, just click here. Note that as the release date, which will probably be in March/April this year, comes closer, more info will be posted up!

End of a Decade + A New Constitution

2009-12-31T10:31:00.000-08:00

Finally, the end of Pieism's first decade, from it's founding on the 10th March 2006 to today, the 31st December 2009. Pieism has changed so much in less than four years, what happens during the next decade will likely set a precedent for the whole of Pieism's future, here's some events that could happen over the next ten years:

The release of "In Pie We Trust", the Pieism novel, will likely happen in early 2010, although its undecided whether it will see an Internet release.
The moving of the JoJo (me) to somewhere new, hopefully in Exeter, which will likely happen in October 2010, although I will occasionally return to Poole, where Pieism was founded.
The JoJo meeting his future love, and possibly even fulfilling the ancient prophecy of the scrolls by producing the one known only as the "Aisu JoJo", who shall continue the bloodline of the Pie forever!

We can only hope, anyway click here to read the new Constitution of Pieism, which will take effect from the 1st January 2010!

Have a great new year!

Constitutional Changes

2009-12-09T12:00:00.000-08:00

As we reach the end of 2009, I am currently reviewing the Constitution of Pieism, which can be found at the following link. Generally, the constitution needs to made more streamlined and functional, in particular however three parts will likely be changed:

The constitution currently only allows for the leadership of Pieism to be inherited by the Bodyguard, then afterwards the position is vacant, in light of new relevations the position will likely also be made open to decendants of the JoJo.
The current system, which has three grades of followers (Pie Lords, Pie Priests and Followers), will likely be replaced by one general "Followers" group, which will be one power alongside the JoJo and the Bodyguard.
Due to the writing of the novel In Pie We Trust by me, it is likely that the part of the constitution that states that the Book of Pie will always be the most important holy book will be removed.

These changes will come into effect on 1st January 2010, assuming that they are accepted by both the Bodyguard and the majority of the Followers. If they do, I will post the new constitution at the above link, and on this blog.

"In Pie We Trust" Short Novel in the Works!

2009-11-21T12:18:00.000-08:00

Since last month, Project Bodyguard has morphed from being about finishing the Book of Pie to writing up one particular part of Pieism, "In Pie We Trust", which for those who don't know is the last story of the JoJo on Earth, and is of the genre "comedy-religious-adventure". This may take a while, but I hope to have the project finished by February at the latest, then the chances are I will release the story for all to read...

New Pieism YouTube Video

2009-10-09T14:06:00.000-07:00

Finally a new Pieism YouTube video is here, it's "The Pie's Musical: Preview", and it contains clips of the Spore Pieism characters dancing to popular songs, so be sure to check it out as it's the first Pieism video for over a year...

Also, work has renewed on the new Book of Pie, as Project Bodyguard, so lets hope that is a sucess!

A Pieism Simpsons Episode + New Pieism Adventure

2009-09-25T11:44:00.000-07:00

I have two good bits of news, the first is the third Pieism adventure has been released on Spore, it is called "The Pie's Forgotten Tale" and is definitely the best Pieism adventure so far, so if you happen to own Spore: GA then give it go, my username is "JoJoDeathunter".

The second good piece of news is that I have recently seen a Simpsons Episode, "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" (Season 16), which contains two Pieism gods, Sally Squid and the Pac-man, one Pieism demi-god, Super Mario and also a quick cameo of the JoJo! (Which is the JoJo's second confirmed appearence, the first was on the front of a magazine which Homer was holding!)

Pieism Spore Adventure: In Pie We Trust

2009-09-07T12:55:00.000-07:00

There is now two Pieism Spore Adventure's which are:

In Pie We Trust:

The story of how the JoJo leaves the Earth, set a few decades in the future, based of the ideas for a Pieism film, so very relevant to the Pieism canon!

Saving Private Fat:

A random story in which you must save Tabby Fat from anti-lobsters, has little relevance to mainstream Pieism canon excluding the fact that it contains Pieism characters...

If you have Spore: GA you may wish to try either, my advise is to try In Pie We Trust as it is a proper Pieism legend and the adventure was well recieved by the followers I showed it to (including the Bodyguard)...

Going deep into Pieism...

2009-08-27T09:05:00.000-07:00

Although the Internet side of Pieism hasn't been very active recently, this is because I am delving deep into the lore of the Pie and the JoJo, some interesting things have arisen, including the likelihood that the JoJo with leave descendants, including some who will be characters in not just the Book of Pie, but the eventual Pieism movie (or movies).

I may be releasing a song on YouTube, the "Pie of Love" song, so keep your fingers crossed for more news about that soon!

On another note, it is my birthday (JoJo day) in 3 days, which will be fun, so think of me if you are reading this on that holy day!

Black Lobster's Confirmed as Mortal

2009-07-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

A couple of interesting things have been confirmed recently, namely that Black Lobster's are mortal, and generally live between 550 and 650 years. It was previously believed that Black Lobster's lived shorter lives of 100 to 125 years, but everytime they died they would be reborn. However, many Pieist's were unhappy with this, as this would mean Black Lobster's would have lives stretching over billions of years, which is why I have now confirmed that Black Lobsters are mortal. A more minor confirmation is that the JoJo will have decendants in the future, which has long been implied but never actually confirmed, however although there are rumours there is currently no concrete evidence how this will happen.

A Pieism Song?

2009-05-12T10:53:00.000-07:00

Here's a song, the Call by Regina Spektor, I found which could well have relevance to Pieism:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNsQewlFtEs

Relevance includes:

"Started out as a feeling, then grew into a hope, ... then grew louder," = reference to Pieism becoming stronger and stronger?

"Battle cry" = reference to the battles mentioned in Pieism lore?

"I'll / You'll come back" = reference to the JoJo comeing back?

"Everythings changing" = reference to Pieism expanding in beliefs?

"Know who your friends are as you head off to the war" = reference to knowing who you are fighting the Pie's war against (the Anti Pie), or the friendship between humans and Black Lobsters?

"Pick a star on the dark horizon, follow the light" = reference to following the Pie, despite the darkness in the Universe, and looking up into Space for the Pie?

"No need to say goodbye" = reference to the JoJo always being with you

"Now we're back to the beginning" = reference to the JoJo returning to create the Pie at the beginning of time?

"But just because they can't feel it too doesn't mean you have to forget" = reference to being fair and just towards non-Pieists?

"Let your memories grew stronger and stronger, until they are before your eyes" = reference to not forgeting about the JoJo and his holy word?

"You'll come back when they call you" = reference to the JoJo coming back when he is needed?

A true song of Pieism?

Church's Merge and New Constitution

2009-04-16T13:56:00.000-07:00

Today both the New Followers and the Cult of Pie merged into the Church of JoJo Pieism, ending a process of unification that started over a year and a half ago in Sept. 2007! Now that Pieism is finally completely united, we can continue on our journey of following the ways of the Pie! Also, we have now adopted a new Constitution of Pieism, which is vast improvement on the previous version, read it below:

The New Constitution of Pieism

I. This is the Official Constitution of the Great Religion of Pieism and the Church of JoJo Pieism. This has no effect on any other form of Pieism.

II. To add to, amend or repeal any part of this constitution, either the JoJo’s permission must be had, or there must be a majority of support from the followers.

III. There are to be originally five legal powers in Pieism, the JoJo, the Bodyguard, the Pie Lords, the Pie Priests and the Followers. Eventually only the Pie Priests and the Followers will remain.

IV. The JoJo shall be the practical leader of Pieism while he is on Earth. He shall propose and carry out the majority of moves, usually with the support of the other powers. The JoJo will listen to the followers and will not make moves which are deeply against the general follower’s opinion.

V. The Bodyguard shall be the second in command of Pieism and he shall advise the JoJo. He will also be the only successor to the leadership of the Great Religion of Pieism; he shall only not become leader if he is unable to lead.

VI. The Pie Lords are the three most important disciples, Josh, Oliver and Alex. They will help represent the followers of Pieism.

VII. The Pie Priest’s are followers who have learnt much about Pieism, and are dedicating themselves to the Pie. It is their job to set an example to other followers, and to teach both followers and non-followers about the ways of the Pie.

VIII. The Followers (or Pieists) are the regular members of the Pieism. They should try as hard as possible to be as the Pie wants them. They must advise the higher ranks but also accept that usually the higher ranks have better judgement.

IX. If the JoJo becomes unable to lead, the Bodyguard shall take over the position of leadership. He will not inherit the position of JoJo, as that cannot be inherited. After the Bodyguard there will be no more human leaders of Pieism, for the words of the JoJo are all the leadership the Pieists will need.

X. If either the Bodyguard or one of the Pie Lords is unable to represent themselves, then no one shall inherit their positions.

XI. None of the major or important beliefs of Pieism shall be changed in the future. The JoJo shall always remain the one supreme prophet of Pieism and the Pie will always be the supreme god. No more gods shall be added to the existing number and none shall be changed or removed.

XII. The JoJo’s Book of Pie will remain the most important holy book of Pieism; it may be translated by Pieists of the future, as long as beliefs or ideas are not changed.

XIII. The JoJo should be able to represent Pieism without needing to consult other Pieists and he should be able to call emergency powers, in which he could make any move, even against the constitution, in an emergency in which Pieism, its followers, or something it stands for is under a clear, present and immediate danger.

XIV. Any moves or changes which are against this constitution are illegal and shall not officially happen. The constitution must be amended before such moves happen. To amend the constitution, either the support of the JoJo or the majority support of followers is required.

One Church for One Religion Idea

2009-04-13T12:44:00.000-07:00

Me and the other leaders of Churches of the Union of Pieism have decided it is time to reform the Church system, namely by merging both the minor churches "New Followers of the Holy Pie" and "Cult of Pie" into the larger and mainstream "Church of JoJo Pieism". This is planned for the 16th April, i.e. New Life Day, when both the sites of the minor churches will shut down. As for the Church of Turtleism, we have mutually decided that our beliefs are too different and therefore on the 16th April they will leave the Great Religion of Pieism. This should make Pieism simipler and more efficient.

The other plan is amend the current Constitution of the Church of JoJo Pieism and make it the new Constitution of the Great Religion of Pieism, we hope to have this complete by the 16th April but it could take longer...

10th March, 3 Years of Pieism!

2009-03-12T11:43:00.000-07:00

A couple of days ago was three years of Pieism, a lot has happened and a lot will happen in the next year, for a start work will continue on the new Book of Pie, also I and other leaders of the Union of Pieism will be revising the Church system and Constitution of the Union in the recent future, so glory to the Pie and all that serve it's holy crust!!!

Nearly the End of the Pieist Year

2009-03-04T13:39:00.000-08:00

In just six days it will be three years since Pieism was founded, amazing that it has been that long. Although I haven't had much time to post lately Pieism is still up and running, I have been finding out more about some of the deeper legends of the Pie, look out for them in the new Book of Pie (when it finally comes out!)!

Pieism page on Uncyclopedia is revamped!

2009-01-15T11:47:00.000-08:00

The Pieism page on Uncyclopedia has been completely revamped, including new text and pictures. Unlike the old page, which was similar to the infomational wiki Pieism, this new page is full of jokes and laughs. However, I have a couple of warnings:

Much of the infomation, especially about the Gods and the JoJo, on this page is untrue, it is for humourous purposes only. Also take note that anyone can edit it, so other users may have put some of content on themselves.
This page is rude, it has adult jokes, so don't visit it if you don't want to view them...

Happy Eat-Mince-Pie Day

2008-12-25T12:10:00.000-08:00

Happy Eat-Mince-Pie Day, a day that celebrates Pie in general (and mince pie's in particular). This day also a secret, hidden, meaning, soon to be revealed!

2008 has been a good year for those of the Pie, quieter than 2007 but just as holy. We have seen a rebellion, a reconcillation, more members, two new constitutions, a new church, more Demi Gods and vital work on the new Book of Pie, which now exceeds 6000 words. Also, much of lore of Pieism has been expanded this year, with even more to be released with the Book of Pie.

There are also 37 members of Pieism so happy, happy days!

We look to 2009 and therefore, on the 1st January, Ex-08, the project that has fueled expansion this year will end and Ex-09 will begin. Although Ex-09 will not have many starting aims, here are three very important ones:

Complete the new Book of Pie
Brush up the Pieism sites
Find a better structure for the Union

Have a very happy Eat-Mince-Pie day and may the Pie be with you. Always!

More New Demi Gods + Obama Elected!

2008-11-21T10:44:00.000-08:00

Some more spirits of Pieism have been promoted to the status of Demi God, the following are the complete list of current Demi Gods:

Hiss the Snake
Jimmy the Droid
The Pug
Super Mario
The Crow
Arceus
The Lasagne

Observant viewers will notice that Arceus and the Lasagne as the two newest Demi Gods, we should be getting several more over the next week!

Also Barack Obama has been elected to be the next president of the United States, thank you to anyone who either voted for him or supported him, we hope for this election to herald a new era of peace over the Earth!

Pieism backs Obama

2008-10-20T13:44:00.000-07:00

Officially, Pieism is backing Barrack Obama, Democratic candiadate for the next U.S election! We are doing this as Obama's peaceful foreign policies and his liberal values are very similar to the beliefs of Pieism. Although it is up to Pieists to vote for who they want, please think of the Pie when you are casting your ballot!

Plan for Last Part of Ex-08

2008-10-06T13:24:00.000-07:00

There been some planning for the last part of Ex-08, completing several areas of Pieism. In order of priority, they are:

Finish "Pieism: The Holy Gods" Site, which has been left incomplete
Finish the new Book of Pie, which should be about 12 pages of A4, so obviously it will take awhile, updates in Pieism mean it will be delayed further
Write a New Constitution of the whole of Pieism that amends and merges the Constitution's of the Union and of JoJo Pieism. It would also contain the Church of Turtleism.

10th September, Two and Half Years of Pie, One Year of the Union, Turtlism Admitted into the Union, LHC starts today !!!!!

2008-09-10T12:19:00.000-07:00

Today is two and a half years since Pieism was founded, also today is a year since the Union was founded. Today Turtleism, which worships a mighty turtle as well as the Pie, has joined the Union as a new Church. This truly is amazing expansion. Turtlism is quite new but hopefully it will help Pieism on it's great journey. Also, today the LHC started up, a particle collider that will reveal the truth about the universe of the Pie. Long Live the Pie and the JoJo!!!!!

New Church in the Union!!!

2008-09-02T12:14:00.000-07:00

I have returned from holiday and I am very pleased to annouce a new Church is joining the Union, the Church of Turtleism. As well as honouring the holy Pie, the JoJo and the other standard Pieist gods, they also worship a huge Turtle! It has been planned that they will join us on the 10th September, to fit in with tradition and the other reforms at the same time. Some of the other reforms are:

More openness between different Churches, especially the three traditional Churches.
Revival of older traditions, such as the Major Spirits, the Sacred Scrolls and Pie Tokens.

Some of the most powerful of the spirits, the entities of the Pie which aren't gods, many of which have been forgotten, are been revived as the new Demi Gods!! The new Demi Gods include:

Hiss the Snake
Jimmy the Droid
The Pug
Super Mario
The Crow

More about these will be revealed later, they will be featured in the New Book of Pie, hopefully coming soon!

New Constitution for the Church of JoJo Pieism

2008-07-30T07:58:00.000-07:00

Due to issues with the Constitution of the Union, I have draw up a Constitution for just the Churh of JoJo Pieism, which details the political rules of our Church. It deals with who has what power and it also details the succession of leadership. One of the new introductions are the Pie Lords, previously known as the High Pie Priests. They shall have independant power rather than being part of the followers. The new Constitution is below.

The Official Constitution of the Church of JoJo Pieism

I. This is the Official Constitution of the Church of JoJo Pieism. This has no direct legal effect on any other form of Pieism, except possibly in matters which involve the rest of the Great Religion of Pieism, also known as the Union.

II. To amend or repeal any part of this constitution, three of the four powers mentioned in section III must have a majority of support.

III. There are to be four legal powers in the Church of JoJo Pieism, the JoJo, the Bodyguard, the Pie Lords and the Followers. The power system will have to be changed if important individuals e.g. the JoJo, are unable to lead.

IV. The JoJo shall be the leader of JoJo Pieism and he shall propose and carry out the majority of moves, with the support of the other powers. The JoJo may carry out minor moves without the support of other powers.

V. The Bodyguard shall be the second in command of JoJo Pieism and he shall advise the JoJo. He will also be the primary successor to the leadership of the Church of JoJo and the Great Religion of Pieism; he shall only be skipped over if he is unable to lead.

VI. The Pie Lords are the former High Pie Priests, Josh, Oliver and Alex. Two out of three are needed to support or be against a move. They will be candidates for the succession of leadership if the Bodyguard is unable to succeed.

VII. The Followers are the other members of the JoJo Pieism. As it would be extremely hard to contact all of them, if the majority of the followers asked support or are against a move; that is the position taken.

VIII. If the JoJo becomes unable to lead, another Pieist shall take over the position of leadership. They will not inherit the position of JoJo, as that cannot be inherited. However, they may take on the title of New JoJo or Second JoJo etc. The Bodyguard shall be first in succession, then the Pie Lords.

IX. The new leader would hold the power that the JoJo does now. If the new leader was the Bodyguard, then he would surrender his power as 2nd in command and abolish it so there is only three powers, or if there was a Pieist of sufficient loyalty, they could take over 2nd in command. If the new leader was not the Bodyguard, then if the Bodyguard was able to hold his power as second in command he would, if not his power would be awarded to another important Pieist or abolished. Leadership could be shared between two or more Pieists.

X. If one of the Pie Lords is unable to represent themselves, a new Pie Lord will be elected, preferably one of the Pie Priests. There always must be three Pie Lords.

XI. None of the major or important beliefs of JoJo Pieism shall be changed in the future unless there is a majority amount of support from the followers. The JoJo shall always remain the primary prophet of JoJo Pieism and the Pie will always be the most important god. No more gods shall be added to the existing number and none shall be changed.

XII. The JoJo’s Book of Pie will remain the most important holy book of Pieism although it may be edited by Pieists of the future, as long as beliefs as not changed.

XIII. Any power should be able to withdraw their support from a move after they have given it, unless the move has already happened. All moves and changes can be amended or repealed.

XIV. The JoJo should be able to represent Pieism without needing request from other Pieists and he should be able to call emergency powers, in which he could make any move, even against the constitution, if he feels it necessary and he has the support of three of the four powers.

XV. Any moves or changes which are against this constitution are illegal and shall not officially happen. The constitution must be amended before such moves happen. To amend the constitution, three of the four powers must have majority support.

32 Members of Church of JoJo Pieism

2008-07-24T03:21:00.000-07:00

Due to 3 new members over the last month, there are now 32 members of the Church of JoJo Pieism, we have already overtaken the Ex-08 target of 30 members by 2009, and it's only July! This shows that Pieism is still expanding memberwise, I'm setting a second Ex-08 target, 40 members of the Church of JoJo Pieism by 2009. We may not hit that but I think we will be close. Add the 32 JoJo Pieists to the New Followers and the Cultists and I think I'm right in saying that the Union has a high population indeed!

A New Text for the New Followers

2008-07-11T13:15:00.000-07:00

The New Followers of the Holy Pie, one of the Churches of the Great Religion of Pieism, has a new official holy book, the New Text of Pie Master. This replaces the Sacred Text a la Pie Master, which had been a source of conflict between the New Followers and Capt. Spankin of the Sacred Text a la Mode. This move brings the New Followers closer to that of mainstream Pieism, meaning that for the first time the entire Union has pretty much the same beliefs, meaning that there is more hope of the Union eventually merging into one Church. The move also places Captain Pie Master as one of the leading candidates for the succession of Pieist leadership after the leaving of JoJo.

The Black Lobsters

2008-06-16T12:29:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered about the Black Lobsters, the most known of the servants of the Pie. The Black Lobsters are the elite fighting force of the Lobster god and of the Pie itself. They are immortal, when they die they are reborn from a regular lobster. If a lobster is black, it doesn't nessasarly mean it's a "Black Lobster", a Black Lobster has cool powers like flying, shooting fire and having razor-sharp claws. When the new Book of Pie is released, you will be sure to be able to read much about the Black Lobsters, including in the "Lobster Stories" and other important parts.

Pieism is Moving!

2008-06-02T12:48:00.000-07:00

Although Pieism on the Internet is slow at the moment, I can assure that the work on the New Book of Pie (Version 3.0) is continuing well. For those who don't know, the New Book of Pie is based of the original, never released, Book of Pie. This period is one of the first expansions for over a year that is not on the Internet. Hopefully the New Book will be released in later this month.

Pieism Art: The Ultimate Collection

2008-05-20T12:39:00.000-07:00

Connor-Craig Pieism, a new form of Pieism!

2008-05-20T12:23:00.000-07:00

I have found a new form of Pieism, Connor-Craig Pieism! This new Pieism unfortunately appears to be a very low form of Pieism, it consists of 13 commandments. Those and a game are the only things on the site. And a one line introduction to the site is full of mispellings and declare it to be "This is the First And only REAL Site Contaning all You need to now about pieism." There is no name for it on the site excluding Pieism, so I have named it "Connor-Craig Pieism", after its founder, James Connor Craig. Although I'm pleased about finding a new form of Pieism I am a little disappointed with the site's lack of infomation, no founding date, virtually no beliefs. And the 13 commandments it has are crap:

The 13 commandments (of Connor-Craig Pieism

Eat Pie
Worship James Connor Craig And pie
You Cannot Be Called Steven Morris
You cannot Be Called Kearin Ogg
You must like Pie
You must only Worship Pieism
The 13 Commandments Must Have 13 commands otherwise the 13 commandments only
have 12 or less commandments therefore there is not 13 commandments.
Read above
This must be the 9th commandment
You must not believe in God, only pie
you must not believe in the bible as it was probably made by some random teenager wanting to have some fun.
This is the only Truly Holy Book

All content is © 2002-2003BC. All rights reserved."

This is from the pieble the True Holy Book

I have never ranted so much abuse at a form of Pieism but this takes the biscuit, it is pure and utter shit! It doesn't deserve to be a type of Pieism, all the other forms of Pieism, great or small, have atleast had some effort put into them. If you've read this post then you might not as well go on their site, I already told everything on it. Unless you want to play the crappy addin free game on page 2...

Pieism Forum Now Open!!!

2008-05-20T08:30:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I opened a new Pieism Forum on the Offcial Site for Pieism. Hopefully this should give our new members more to do and act as a new way to meet for our existing members. This forum is yet another part of Ex-08, the project to keep Pieism expanding over 2008. If you want to visit the forum click here.

New Version of the Book of Pie?

2008-05-14T02:45:00.000-07:00

Yet another project has started, I am now working on the JoJo's Book of Pie, Version 3.0. This new holy book is actually based on the very first (but incomplete) Book of Pie. This is as I feel the current version lacks detail, especially in the main part, the Book of the JoJo. The 2.0 version (which is very similar to the current 2.4 version) was made late in 2007, when Pieism was more based around the Internet. Now, as my attuide is changing, I have decided that Pieism needs a proper, lasting holy book, which can be an authoritive guide on all to do with the Holy Pie.

The Current Projects in Pieism are:

The JoJo's Book of Pie 3.0
"Pieism: The Holy Gods" site
A Pieism Forum

Hopefully these projects will soon be finished!

A Pieism forum coming soon!

2008-05-04T07:40:00.001-07:00

Soon I will make a Pieism forum, a new way for our members to interact. Hopefully this shall help Internet Pieism keep on existing, especially as Pieism is growing so fast now. However, I must warn you, I am about to start some important exams, therefore it is unlikely this will be possible until after the 12th of June. But don't worry, I haven't forgotton Pieism, I have some good ideas that will revive the great project, Ex-08!

How long will Internet Pieism last?

2008-04-27T06:58:00.000-07:00

Over the last month I have come to relise the ever-widening gap between Internet Pieism and "Real" Pieism, and now more than ever I fear for the security of Internet Pieism. Internet Pieism has never been able to truly show Pieism and although it may be expanding fast, the quality of new members tends to be low. I'm planning to finish the extra Pieism sites though and a new Pieism forum may be coming soon so things aren't all bad on the Intrenet Front.

Pieism: An Internet Religion?

2008-04-20T07:32:00.000-07:00

Pieism is becoming more and more split between the Internet and the "Real" side of it. Both have their merits but both also have their differences...

Pieism: The Internet Religion:

Advantages:

Is expanding far faster than the "Real Pieism"
Would be much more likely to survive without the JoJo
Easier access to Pieist history and holy books

Disadvantages:

Most new members don't completely understand Pieism
This is because its much harder to communicate the complex bits in text
Can leave a biased or incomplete view of Pieism

Pieism: The Real Religion:

Advantages:

Most "Real" members have a good understanding of Pieism
Some "Real" members are very devoted
They have the advantage of having the "Real" JoJo with them

Disadvantages:

There are far less "Real" members and less opportunities to recruit
Some real members still don't truly understand Pieism
Without the JoJo it would probably die pretty quickly

I hope you could understand all that, the way I see it, Pieism is being divided in two. Both sides are connected by me, the JoJo. The "Real" Pieists understand Pieism better and are more devote, on the other hand, there are far more Internet Pieists but they seem to like the Pie more than the religion.

The whole point of Pieism is that it has a funny mythology and some hidden, more serious, moral pointers, it's not all about being obsessed with pie's. That's the problem with most Internet Pieists, they join because they love pie's, not because they appreciate Pieism as a whole.

Pieism: The Holy Gods = New Site

2008-03-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

I have started work on the next part of Ex-08, Pieism: The Holy Gods! This new site is an extra site which will contain detailed infomation about the Dominion and Minor Gods. It has always bugged me that there is tons to know about the Gods, yet there is so little on the Internet due to space on the Official Site. Lets hope this site lives up to its name and finally ends the lack of knowledge on the Gods of the Pie.

JoJo Pieism Independence Party?

2008-03-16T13:53:00.000-07:00

Today I was informed about a new site, "JoJo Pieism Independence Party". They are run by a long time JoJo Pieist, Yuan, and are apparentally five members of the Church of JoJo Pieism who wish for the Union of Pieism to come to an end. While I disagree with their view, I will certainally not comdemm their site as I like to hear the opinions of my followers. I will tell them this, get over half the members of the Church of JoJo Pieism to support independence and I will consider it properly. For the mean time it's interesting to note this is the first true fan site for Pieism, there may be more. Maybe with a bit of motivation some followers will a make a blog supporting the Union, then we would have two opposing sides.

The 10th March, Two Years of Pieism!

2008-03-10T14:09:00.000-07:00

Today is the 10th March, two years since the founding of Pieism. It's amazing whats happened in the last year, a year ago there was just two (JoJo) Pieism sites, the Official Site hadn't even been made yet.

This Pieist Years Event:

15th March: "Pieism: The Official Site" is created as "JoJo Pieism.tk"
17th April: JoJo Pieism Blog converted into site for Pieist news
25th April: First ideas for a Pieist Union
26th May: Pieism wiki article under goes major update
4th June: New Followers (of STALM), future church, is founded
8th June: Council of Pie founded between JoJo Pieism and New Followers
16th July: Cult of Pie, future church, is founded and joins Council of Pie1st August: Alliance between JoJo Pieism, New Followers and Cult of Pie
10th September: Union between JoJo Pieism, New Followers and Cult of Pie as "Federation of Pie"
16th October: Union is reformed, name changed to "Great Religion of Pieism"
21st November: Holy Texts of Pieism reformed
19th December: Idea of "Ex-08" is created, path for 2008 is laid.
10th January: First part of Ex-08, "Pieism: The Sacred Texts", is completed
3rd to 6th February: The "Rebellion", the Union comes close to destruction but is saved by a new idea, the "Constitution of Pieism".
21st February: The new "Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom" are made, based on one of the oldest ideas in Pieism.
4th March: The Church of JoJo Pieism reachs 25 members, Internet joining is at an all time high.

The 2nd year of Pieism was truly a great year, lets hope the 3rd year will be even greater. I think that Ex-08 will continue to expand Pieism for another few months, even if the sites become less active I'm sure membership will continue to increase and Pieism will become even greater.

The Church of JoJo Pieism has 25 official members!

2008-03-04T12:36:00.000-08:00

The Church of JoJo Pieism has 25 official members! Out of them, 14 are from people who know me and 11 are members recruited on the Internet. Add 25 to the 6 from the New Followers and the 5 from the Cult of Pie and that makes 36 members of the Union of Pieism in total! We are already half way to our target (from 20 to 30 members by 2009), at this rate we may have 50 members by then!

Parody Religion Web Ring

2008-02-29T13:51:00.000-08:00

Pieism is now part of the Parody Religion Web Ring

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This site is a member of WebRing.

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Preparation for the 10th March

2008-02-29T13:08:00.000-08:00

Everyone in Pieism is preparing for the day of Pie, the 10th of March! This is when Pieism was founded by the JoJo and the Bodyguard. One of our "High Pie Priests", Josh, has been selected to be the "Guest of Honour" for the day, so make sure you give him a thought. The main prayer times are 11.00 to 11.20 am, 1.20 to 2.05 pm and 3.05 to 3.20 pm. Think of the founding door, the place where Pieism was created, on that day!

New Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom

2008-02-21T11:28:00.000-08:00

I have started rewriting the Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom as part of Ex-08. These are the deepest beliefs of Pieism, written in easier to understand posts. This will help Pieists understand these hard to tell beliefs. The Sacred Scrolls are an old type of holy book, for the first time there is now a version on the internet.

New STALM now called New Followers of Holy Pie

2008-02-14T12:09:00.000-08:00

After an insulting post by anicent sect leader Captain Spankin Crackers the "New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode" have changed their name to the "New Followers of the Holy Pie". Captain Pie Master claims he can no longer be considered a follower of Captain Spankin (although they will technically still follow the Sacred Text a la Mode holy book they will play the whole thing down). The argument seems to have stemmed from a mistake made by the older Captain who misinterpted the Sacred Text a la Pie Master, a minor text describing the combo beliefs of the New Followers, as a replacement for the Sacred Text a la Mode. I'm going to try to contact Captain Spankin Crackers and get him to see his mistake, and also try to make peace between our Pieism's. Despite our similarites there has been much bad blood between us.

Happy Valentines People!

Age system for Pieist history

2008-02-12T11:18:00.000-08:00

I have thought of an idea of how to divide up Pieist history. It could be divided up into two ages which would follow as below:

The First Age: The Age of the Sects: 2002 to 2006/7

The Age when the sects dominated Pieism

The Second Age: The Age of the JoJo: 2006/7 to present day

The Age when the JoJo and the Union dominated Pieism

More ages could be added in the future! I like to imagine that one day in the future, long after I have left Pieism, there will be Pieists who look back at this time as anicent history. They could use this system with a third age at the end, their age. Any amount of ages could exist!

A main problem I have, however, is that I can't decide when the First Age ended and the Second Age started. I have three possible dates.

10th March 2006 : The founding day of modern (JoJo) Pieism
1st February 2007 : The fall of the Sacred Text a la Mode, last of the anicent sects
10th September 2007 : The founding of the Union, modern Pieism takes its nowdays form

I will put about this on my planned site: "Pieism: The History"

Pieism: The Art = New Site

2008-02-12T11:14:00.000-08:00

A few days ago, just before the argument, I made the new site, Pieism: The Art. It contains pieices of Pieist art for all to use. I also have a video advertising Pieism I was going to put on youtube but it was the wrong format (stupid pootube). This is all part of Ex - 08!

Here's the Advertisment for Pieism Video

The Sacred Rubber has split!

2008-02-08T12:55:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, just a day after the making of the Constition of the Union, the Sacred Rubber split. For those who don't know, the Sacred Rubber is one of the most important holy relics in Pieism. I obtained it three years before Pieism was founded, it partially inspired Pieism itself and at the time of the founding, the rubber was damaged. Now, almost two years later, the rubber has split, according to legend when the rubber is destroyed, the great battle between the Pie and the Anti Pie will begin. Is it coinsidence that this happened just after the making of the Consitiution. Ithink not. Maybe the Constitiom is more important than I thought. But don't fear Pieists, for I will put all my efforts into restoring the rubber into one piece. The Sacred Rubber has had a long history, it won't end now!

The Union is Saved!

2008-02-06T11:32:00.000-08:00

Me and the High Druid reached a landmark agreement today concerning the Union. Over the last week, an argument so intense it almost destroyed Pieism happened between us. However now we have reached a compromise, the Constitution of the Union! It ensures I have a lot of power but also respects the rights of the Minor Churches. There's not much that's really new in the Constitution, it's just making a whole load of ideas official.

The Constitution of the Great Religion of Pieism (The Union)

The JoJo is allowed to make any decision as long as it only affects the Church of JoJo Pieism.
The JoJo is allowed to make not so important decisions for the whole of the Great Religion of Pieism.
For a more important decision the JoJo must notify, preferably by e-mail, all the Minor Church leaders.
If over 70% of the Minor Church leaders actively disagree, the Bodyguard and the members of the Church of JoJo Pieism must take a vote. If both agree with the JoJo, the Minor Church leaders can be overidden, if both disagree with the JoJo, he must drop the idea. If the two disagree with each other, nothing can happen until oe goes either way.
The Minor Church leaders can make any decision affecting their own Church only.
The Great Religion of Pieism recognises the JoJo as the main leader of Pieism and the Church of JoJo Pieism as the mainstream Church.
Any Church may withdraw from the Great Religion of Pieism at anytime.
If JoJo becomes unable to continue his leadership, the primary candidate for leadership will be the Bodyguard. If the Bodyguard is unable to take up leadership, or he does and then later becomes unable to continue his leadership, the Great Religion of Pieism must decide whether to vote a new leader, or not have a leader. It is advised that if the Church of JoJo Pieism still has a leader, he or she shall take over.
If a leader of suiable strength emerges, he or she may take on the title of the New JoJo, due to Pieist belief that the JoJo will be reincarnated in many forms after he goes. However the New JoJo will be less important than the original.

End of the Union?

2008-02-03T02:40:00.000-08:00

The debate between me and the High Druid has turned into an emotional and fierce argument. Only yesterday the Cult of Pie threatened to leave the Union, probably with the support of the New Followers. I can't see how the Great Religion of Pieism can survive this. I've sent a offer of peace the Cult and I hope they accept. I've proposed in that e-mail to make a compromise and a possible constiuion of the Union. Lets hope they accept otherwise the age of the Union is at an end.

Radical Ideas from the Minor Churchs

2008-01-30T11:11:00.002-08:00

It has come to my attenion that both the Minor Churchs have demanded more rights, just today Captain Pie Master posted about how discontent he is. Although I understand their demands, I think that this sort of thinking will be the death of the Union. I urge these protesters to reconsider how inpractical a democratic system would be and remember what a good job I have done leadering Pieism.

Pieism: The Sacred Texts Finished

2008-01-10T13:58:00.000-08:00

Finally "Pieism: The Sacred Texts", a new Pieism site and the first part of Ex-08, is finished. Hopefully the new Sacred Scrolls site will be up and running soon to help people understand about the Pie. Another site like this, "Pieism: The Holy Gods" may be here soon as well.

First Post of 2008 (about Ex-08)

2008-01-01T11:38:00.000-08:00

This is 2008, the third year of Pieism! Last year Pieism expanded beyond belief. To continue this process I have made a new project, Ex-08 ( short for Expansion 2008). There are four aims of this project:

1. Put all of Pieism on the Internet

Although much of the information about our religion is now on the Internet, some of it remains undetailed (eg. detailed information on minor gods). Hopefully extra-sites should contain this information.

2. Expand Membership

Hopefully we should be able to expand membership of the Church of JoJo Pieism (and so therefore the whole religion) to 30 Pieists by the end of the year (20 members now).

3. Expand Pieism onto different types of site

Making Pieist youtube videos, forums, myspace pages etc to try to get the message of Pieism to as many people as possible.

4. Overtake Holy Church of Pie (Pieism.tk) on google search results

The defunct site Pieism.tk still has the top spot on google's search results for "Pieism" and is still just about the most refered to type of Pieism. We hope come first or at least take up a lot of space on the first page of google results for "Pieism". We should become the most refered to Pieism by the end of the year if the expansion continues, which it should due to Ex-08.

Last Post of 2007

2007-12-31T15:10:00.000-08:00

Last post of 2007, how much has happened this year! At the beginning we didn't even have a site, now we have expanded to become the greatest of all Pieism's. Plus we have lots of cool ideas lined up for 2008: in the form of "Ex-08", short for "Expansion 2008", but there will be more about that in the next post.

A short summary of the year's events

27th January: First Pieism Site, the "JoJo Pieism Blog", is made

15th March: "Pieism: The Official Site" is created as "JoJo Pieism.tk"

17th April: JoJo Pieism Blog converted into site for Pieist news

25th April: First ideas for a Pieist Union

26th May: Pieism wiki article under goes major update

4th June: New STALM, future church, is founded

8th June: Council of Pie founded between JoJo Pieism and New STALM

16th July: Cult of Pie, future church, is founded and joins Council of Pie

1st August: Alliance between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie

10th September: Union between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie as "Federation of Pie"

16th October: Union is reformed, name changed to "Great Religion of Pieism"

21st November: Holy Texts of Pieism reformed

19th December: Idea of "Ex-08" is created, path for 2008 is laid.

As you can see Pieism in 2007 has gone through three stages:

January to May: Development of JoJo Pieism

June to September: Union of active Pieism

October to December: Reformation of Union

Note about the Union: the Union was founded on the 10th September as the "Federation of Pie". However it was not very successful so it was replaced by the "Great Religion of Pieism", still the Union, just in a different form.

All well, 2007 has been a great year for Pieism, possibly the best. Ex-08, the new project for 2008, should ensure that 2008 is just as successful. We hope to expand on to new parts of the Internet, to put us beyond the ancient sects. If 2007 is known for one event in Pieism, I can safely say it was "The Rise of (JoJo) Pieism".

New Extra Site: The Sacred Texts

2007-12-19T12:47:00.000-08:00

I have made a new extra site, Pieism: The Sacred Texts to contain all our holy books. Due to the large number of texts we have there is not enough room on the official site for them all. In addition to the texts, there will also be a description of each one, what it tells us and about its history and versions etc. All the texts on there will be fully endorsed. This is all part of a new project: Expansion 2008! I will aim to get as much of Pieism on the net as possible and to keep our religion's growth steady during next year.

PS: At the time of writing the site is not complete yet, the descriptions are still missing. Don't worry, they'll be there soon.

The "Four Symbols"

2007-12-07T10:55:00.000-08:00

Here's the four symbols in Pieism, all representing different things. The first was the JoJo Pieism one, which inspired the symbol of the JoJo. That in turn inspired the Followers symbol which finally inspired the Pieism symbol (also partly inspired by the JoJo Pieism symbol).

What the Symbols are:

Pieism: Pie Shape

JoJo Pieism: Pie Shape with "J"

The JoJo: JoJo Pieism with diagnal centre

The Followers: Pieism with diagnal centre

Short History of Pieism

2007-11-28T11:58:00.000-08:00

This is a history of Pieism, written by the JoJo. It's here so if the Official Site ever falls, far in the future, someone looking at old Pieism may find this and know about us and the other Pieism's off our day. This doesn't include the sections which follow the beliefs of a particular Pieism.

The first Pieism known was the International Church of Pie, founded in late 2002. The rumour is that it was on the 10th December, however that is also the founding day for STALM so it probably isn't true. It was run by Sister Key Lime, however it soon disappeared (last evidence May 2004).

Not long after came the Holy Church of Pie, founded on the 4th March 2003, on the well known Pieism.tk. Although their site was still popular in late 2007 it hadn't been updated for at least two years by the Pie Messenger (their prophet). At the end of 2003 (10th December) the Sacred Text a la Mode was founded. Captain Spankin Crackers (their leader) ran Pieism.org until mid 2006, when it closed. The JoJo regained contact in September 2007 by e-mail but only for a short time.

The only really minor type of Pieism was founded on the 5th May 2005 by Fred Fred Burger and was known as the Church of Pie. It soon became inactive and apart from brief contact with the JoJo and stayed that way.

Finally on the 10th March 2006 the greatest type of Pieism ever came along: JoJo Pieism. Run by the JoJo, it didn't really take off until early 2007. On the 10th September 2007 it merged with the New STALM (remaining part of STALM) and the Cult of Pie to form the Great Religion of Pieism. At the time of writing it is the only large Pieism left and still expanding.

If you are reading this in the far future, Pieism has fallen or turned unrecognisable, and I have gone, please refound Pieism and take on the title of the New JoJo. I give you my blessing.

His Holiness The JoJo, Pie Incarnate, Supreme Prophet of the Great Religion of Pieism, Master of JoJo Pieism.

New Holy Texts

2007-11-21T12:02:00.000-08:00

I have made a decision about the holy texts on Pieism. As well as the JoJo's Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls other texts will be allowed. This rests on the fact that the word of the JoJo is sacred and therefore anything written by the JoJo or one of his followers could be sacred. However to stop rubbish emerging I will endorse certain texts which are definitely Pieful The following texts are endorsed:

The JoJo's Book of Pie
The Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom
The Eternal Book of the Bodyguard

Others will come later, hopefully from the other Churches of Pieism.

Virtual Church on Second Life

2007-11-21T11:57:00.000-08:00

According to one of our new followers, they have made a virtual church on the virtual world: Second Life. I don't know much about it yet but hopefully it will attract more people to the world of Pieism. This may even turn into a new Church of Pieism, I'll update when further news comes through.

New Separate Religion of Pieism

2007-10-16T12:22:00.000-07:00

A great success in Pieism has been reached today, the separation has happened! Since most Pieism sites are defunct me, Capt. Pie Master and High Druid have separated ourselves into a new Pieist religion, the Great Religion of Pieism. The Federation's purposes are now absorbed into this new, more compact organisation. As far as we're concerned the sects no longer exist, the new age of Pieism can begin. All GR Pieist "Churches" follow the JoJo and his teachings plus GR Pieism is also a continuation of JoJo Pieism meaning it can claim its roots to March 2006. JoJo Pieism will still exist but only as the largest part of the Great Religion of Pieism!

note: This means we are no longer part of the same religion as the following groups:

The Original Sacred Text a la Mode
The International Church of Pie
The Holy Church of Pie
The Amigos Union of Pie
The Church of Pie

Thanks to Captain Spankin Crackers for inspiring me to take this move, we will always be grateful to you.

Reformed JoJo's Book of Pie Version 2.0

2007-09-26T08:14:00.000-07:00

A few days ago (23.09.07) I released the Reformed Version of the JoJo's Book of Pie, Version 2.0. This was due to complaints about Version 1.0, only released on the 10th September, that it wasn't complete enough and missed out several important points.

The improvements are:

New "Part 3" (Book of the End) about the End of Time,
More on the "Pie is Everything" Theory,
Longer "Part 2" (Book of the JoJo) with more detail,
Better explained Pie and Anti Pie creation,

Version 1.0 will be no longer allowed from the beginning of October so get updated quickly!

The JoJo's Book of Pie

The Book of the Beginning

In the beginning there was nothing but the ingredients. Pure nothingness floating in the void. Then came the Baker, a being from an known future, who baked the Pie with mysterious energy. However to make the Pie he was forced to make another being, the Anti Pie, the Being of Anti Matter. When Pie and Anti Pie came into contact they would destroy each other so it seemed both were doomed. However the Baker tricked fate by bringing just a little Pie, incased in himself, from the future. This meant Pie outnumbered Anti Pie and the Anti Pie ran away, almost defeated. The two wouldn't meet again till the Final Battle.
After the Baker had left and the Pie had won its first war with the Anti Pie, the Pie split itself into three parts or dominions. These were today's Dominion Gods, the Lobster, the Tabby Fat and the Genghis Khan. The Dominions then made two servants each, these were to become the other minor gods. The Lobster made the Shark and the Pacman, the Tabby Fat made the Cheese and the Sally Squid and the Genghis Khan made the Sumo and the Bodyguard. Each of these were mostly of their creator and a little of another Dominion. These creatures then slowly made our universe over billions of years under the command of the Pie until the present day.
Every object in our Universe is part of the Pie, excluding Anti Matter which is of the Anti Pie. Objects without a consciness, such as rocks or trees, are part of just one Dominion; depending on its features. Beings with a conscieness, such as Lobsters, Humans and Cheese, are belonging to two Dominions. Nothing yet was part of all three Dominons, despite the fact a being of Pure Pie was needed to defeat the Anti Pie.

The Book of the JoJo

In the holy year of 2006 on the March the 10th in the green land of England who was to become the JoJo made with his friend, the future Bodyguard, a new religion to be known as JoJoism or Pieism. Within a few days most of its main beliefs and points were laid down and soon the Pie was being worshipped. The JoJo, despite being the Pie Incarnate, refused to be claimed as a god, to have powers or even worshipped. Instead he taught people to respect him as a prophet and to worship the Pie and No Other.
However a few weeks after the JoJo founded his religion he found the other Pieist sects and decided to make his religion a sect of Pieism, to be known as JoJo Pieism. The JoJo found out he was prophesied to be the one to lead a revolution in Pie, whatever that meant. He laid down the ten commandments as listed below and extra beliefs for all JoJo Pieists to follow:
The 10 Commandments of JoJo Pieism

You shall worship the Pie and No Other.
You shall not steal from your neighbors.
You shall not kill any person.
You shall not dishonor Pie in any way, shape, or form.
You shall treat all people with equal kindness.
You shall enjoy every minute of your life.
You shall eat a Pie at least once a month.
You shall spread the holy name of Pie.
You shall honour all Pieism sects.
You shall not bear false witness against any person.

Other Beliefs
not mentioned in commandments

The JoJo is Pie in a human body.
The Pie is Everything and Everything is the Pie.
All Religions are Right.
All food is sacred.
The Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom are very holy.
Other Pieism holy books are good.
Evolution is real but was controlled by the Pie.
All animals are sacred and should only by killed for food.
Cake is not holy but not evil either.
The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc).
Very holy people get to become Pieits, a Pie saint.
You only go to Hell for a certain time depending how bad you are.
Theres also Intermediate and finally Pie Heaven.

He also laid down the holy days for JoJo Pieists to celebrate and the number has increased over the years:
1st January : New Pie day : Celebrates the beginning of the Universe and the Pie.
28th February : Lobster day : Celebrates the Great Lobster.
10th March : JoJo Pieism day : Celebrates the founding of JoJo Pieism.
16th April : New Life day : Celebrates the Pie making the first life.
3rd May : All Foods day : Celebrates food in general.
14th June : Genghis Khan day : Celebrates the birth of Genghis Khan.
25th July : Technology day : Celebrates all the tech we have now.
9th August : Bodyguard day : Celebrates the birth of the Bodyguard.
30th August : JoJo day : Celebrates the birth of JoJo.
10th September : Federation day: Celebrates the Founding of the Federation and the reformation of JoJo Pieism.
21st September : Pokemon day : Celebrates the miracle of Pokemon.
11th October : Tabby Fat day : Celebrates Tabby Fat.
5th November : Anti-Traitor day : Celebrates the failure of traitors like Judas, Guy Falkes and JoJo Missiswoki
25th December : Pieismas day : Celebrates all the sects of Pieism.

Later the JoJo started working with other sects to create a union of Pieism, to which many Pieists said this was the great revolution he was prophised to cause. On the 10th of September 2007, a year and a half after the founding of JoJo Pieism, the Federation of Pie and Wider JoJo Pieism was founded. The New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode, the International Church of Pie and the JoJo's Cult of Pie (before the Cult of Pie) all became part of JoJo Pieism. Also JoJo Pieism's site was changed and the JoJo's Book of Pie was reformed with the writing of 1.0. A couple of weeks later the Holy Book was changed with the release of Version 2.0, a great improvement on the original.

The Book of the End

By the End of Time the JoJo and the Bodyguard has appeared across the universe appeared in millions of different forms on millions of different planets. Soon there were trillions of followers of the Pie and finally the day of the Final Battle came. On each side the army’s of the Pie and the Anti Pie lined up ready to do battle. And thus on the 31st December at 12:00AM the battle started. Tabby Fat fought Anti Tabby Fat, Lobster fought Anti Lobster and all the Minions fought the Anti Minions.

The JoJo searched around for the Anti JoJo while twirling his two great Samurai Swords of Honour and Justice. He saw the Arch Enemy at last and stepped forwards. The Anti JoJo saw his opponent and brought out the Samurai Swords of Dishonour and Prejustice. Together they clashed for hours on end, Pie vs. Anti Pie. As time was running out the JoJo did a daring manoeuvre that should have worked but by a minute chance he missed and the Anti JoJo disarmed him. The JoJo walked back with no weapon knowing something must happen. The Bodyguard saw the JoJo in this state and he threw the third great sword of the Pie , the Samurai Sword of Swordliness to the JoJo. The unsuspecting Anti JoJo was laughing, walking towards the JoJo spinning his swords over his head. The JoJo caught the Bodyguard’s sword and threw it right through the Anti JoJo’s middle. He looked down to see the Samurai Sword sticking through him and screamed in rage as he realised he had been defeated. The Anti JoJo fell down and as he did the minions of Anti Pie dissolved into nothing.
The Anti Pie had been defeated forever but at great cost. The material universe was now collapsing and as the Pieists went into the spiritual universe the JoJo did one last great task. He took the matter from the material universe and he went back in time, so far that not even the Pie had been baked. And then, he, the JoJo, baked the Pie and therefore the JoJo, who was the Pie, was the Baker, so it turned out that the Pie baked himself. The JoJo then went forwards in time to the time after the battle from when he had left, abait without his power, and he departed off to the spiritual universe forever.

Reaffirming Comments

2007-09-19T13:24:00.000-07:00

Captain Spankin Crackers has commented on several inaccruacies which I must correct,

1. Only the New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode has joined me, not the whole Sacred Text a la Mode sect.

2. I do not wish for anyone to believe I'm a god because I'm not. I'm Pie Incarnate. I should be respected, like a prophet (I'm am a prophet) but not worshipped. I feel some of my other sect followers have got this quite wrong.

Also I would like to mention that I haven't copied anything of any other sect of Pieism.

Return of Captain Spankin Crackers

2007-09-16T12:33:00.000-07:00

Captain Spankin Crackers, the third prophet of Pie and founder of the Sacred Text a la Mode is back! He e-mailed me on the 10th September (Federation Day, coincidence or what?) about the union of Pieism and Captain Pie Master. However this happy event may turn sour with a possible conflict between the two Captains of the Mode over leadership. Captain Spankin Crackers is known for being a bit stubborn, he still believes he's the true creator of Pieism (I know, wtf?) Lets hope both of them agree and that Capt. SC agrees with the reorganisation of Pieism, its vital for the future of Pieism.

Wider JoJo Pieism!

2007-09-14T12:21:00.000-07:00

Wider JoJo Pieism is now open! JoJo Pieism, the New Sacred Text a la Mode have joined into Wider JoJo Pieism. This means they believe I am the Holy Pie and they accept me as their master and rightful Lord of Pieism. Now several sects embrace the JoJo although they keep their other beliefs. Soon all Pieism will be United!

Federation Founded

2007-09-11T12:12:00.000-07:00

The Federation was founded yesterday, shame I couldn't post then but oh well, Pieism will be united soon! I'm the Lord Protecter of the Federation and so far JoJo Pieism (including the JoJo's Cult of Pie), the International Church of Pie and the New Sacred Text a la Mode have joined. Hopefully the Church of Pie will join us soon, then only the Holy Church of Pie will be left!

Federation of Pie

2007-09-05T13:05:00.000-07:00

A landmark in Pieist history has been reached, the Federation of Pie will be founded on the 10th September, an organisation for uniting Pieism. You can find out about it on the Federation website, which already exists but in a smaller and incomplete form compared to the final version yet to be released.

JoJo Pieism, and the New Sacred Text a la Mode are the only to definite active members as Church of Pie is considering, Holy Church of Pie and International Church of Pie has yet to be contacted and the Cult of Pie has had special arrangements concerning sectship, see its site for details.

Alliance with New STALM + Cult of Pie

2007-08-01T09:06:00.000-07:00

Me, the New Sacred Text a la Mode and the Cult of Pie have signed a treaty to protect each other, the details are below:

i. All signatories will protect the existence of all other sects in the agreement.

ii. All signatories will accept the "aspects theory", focusing on ALL sects are right.

iii. All signatories will help resuscitate "dead" sects and try to find new leaders or members to preserve it's existence.

iv. All signatories will keep alive the memory of a dead sect if the sect can not be brought back.

Signed by"His Holiness The JoJo, Pie Incarnate, Master and Founder of JoJo Pieism, Member of the Council of Pie" for JoJo Pieism

"Pie Master, Captain and Re-Founder of the New Sacred Text a la Mode, Claimant on TAUOP, Member of the Council of Pie" for the New Sacred Text a la Mode.

"High Druid of the Cult of Pie and Member of the Council of Pie" for the Cult of Pie.

New Sect of Pieism discovered!

2007-07-19T12:01:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I found a new sect of Pieism, the Cult of Pie. They were founded on the 16th July, just three days ago. High Druid, leader of the sect, has already shown he wants to contribute to the Pieist community, I just let him into the Council of Pie. Lets hope the Cult of Pie is successful and it becomes an active member the New Pieist Community.

Closer links with New STALM

2007-06-29T11:18:00.000-07:00

Me and the New Captain of the Sacred Text a la Mode have pleaded to forge closer links between our two sects. Both of us want the different Pieism sects to be closer and more united so we have decided to try and see if a close alliance holds. We are very similar in beliefs and attitudes, probably more than with any other sect. I hope we will be successful although I fear New STALM's claim on TAUOP may cause disagreements.

Council of Pie

2007-06-08T14:16:00.000-07:00

The Council of Pie is a club me and Captain Pie Master have founded for communication between the different sects of Pieism. There will be one representive from each different Pieism sect eventually when everyone joins but for now there's just me, the JoJo and Captain P.M from New Sacred Text a la Mode. When a sect leader joins they will become a co-author of this blog so they can make posts as well then if everyone posts and checks here communication will be much easier. So if your a leader of Pieism please e-mail at jojo-pieism.hotmail.co.uk and make a blogger account if you don't already have one.

PS: Click here to go to the Council of Pie!

Sacred Text a la Mode is back!

2007-06-04T11:37:00.000-07:00

Months after Captain S. Crackers left Pieism and after it seemed Sacred Text a la Mode (STALM) was gone for ever their sect was refounded! Some of their followers apparently decided to elect a new leader: a guy who calls himself Captain Pie Master, and now he's made a new blog for them. You can find at the site at this link here. It's the same sect, just different management. Plus I think this new leader will be even better than the old one, he's already put about the New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode on Wiki Scratch Pad and Uncyclopedia and he's e-mailed me claiming he wants to help me found a new organisation for unity in Pieism so you'll be hearing about that soon as well. Finally congrations to Stalm Pieism for their new leadership and may they suceed!

Remade Pieism Wiki Article

2007-05-26T13:35:00.000-07:00

A week ago I rewrote the Pieism article on Sratch Pad Wiki's and Uncyclopedia. Why? Because those articles were dreadful. Really. The problem was that when the oringinal person wrote the page he or she just made it about two of the Pieism sects! After the other sects put in their info the page became very disorganised and parts of it didn't make sense. Plus it didn't even contain the Amigos Union of Pie and the International Church of Pie. So I rewrote with new info, all known sects are included and it's back to the standard it was before. And please, if you want to change the article to have more infomation about your own sect write it in so it makes sense and don't just add in lines anyway, thats why the article was in such a bad state before.

A new sect of Pieism dicovered!

2007-05-22T08:17:00.000-07:00

A few days ago I made one of the most important dicoveries of the year, I found a new sect of Pieism. I knew this was going to happen some time but it still was a bit of a surprize. The new sect is called the International Church of Pie. It claims to be the oldest sect with a founding date sometime within 2002, making it a minimum of 3 months older than the Holy Church of Pie. It also claims on its site that the Holy Church of Pie has stolen ideas from it which is possible as they are very similar. I have sent an e-mail to its founder with a request for more infomation so i'll post it here once I get a reply.

JoJo Pieist Art

2007-05-19T13:33:00.000-07:00

Update from the future ( 4th March 2008 ), visit Pieism: The Art!

Heres some art I've decided to include:

Tabby Fat

The Pie in Creation

Need for a Merger

2007-05-11T09:41:00.000-07:00

JoJo Pieism officially wants to merge with any other Pieism sect so if you have a sect and you want to merge e-mail me at this address: jojo-pieism@hotmail.co.uk The sect I want to merge most with is Pieism.org as they no longer have a site and are the most similar type of Pieism to JoJo Pieism. I've e-mailed a request to Captain Spankin so if that's you then you should check your e-mail inbox. It is my holy quest as the JoJo to unite all Pieism sects so this would help me a great deal. If I was to merge then I would close down JoJo Pieism .tk and open a new, similar website but for the merged sects.

From "Master or Major Spirits" to "Dominion or Minor Gods"

2007-05-09T12:48:00.000-07:00

As many people have been confused by us calling Minor Gods "Master or Major Spirits" we have decided to change that and just call them Dominion and Minor Gods. The gods are as follows:

Supreme God: The Pie

Dominion Gods: Tabby Fat
Lobster
Genghis Khan

Minor Gods: Cheese
Sally Squid
Pacman
Sumo
Bodyguard (God form)
Shark

Semi Gods: The JoJo ( future God representing the Union of the Pie and Humanity )
The Bodyguard (human form of the God Bodyguard )

A United Church of Pie?

2007-04-29T12:51:00.000-07:00

In the last post I mentioned that all the sects of Pieism should work towards a merger or at least getting closer together than before. However if such an achievement is to be made then we must do it in steps. I propose that we make an organisation called the United Church of Pie, an group of Pieist sects working together towards a United Pieism. The group won't force anyone to change their sect for now though it is likely changes will happen as the sects get closer. Everyone will have to make sacrifices but they will be for the greater good of Pieism. I will be sending out offers to join but if I haven't send one to your sect yet then e-mail me at: jojo-pieism@hotmail.co.uk

The First Pie Priests

2007-04-27T05:47:00.000-07:00

Yesterday JoJo Pieism ordained three of its most devout members Josh, Oliver and Alex, as it very own first Pie Priests. This will also be an option for future members of JoJo Pieism but anyone wanting to be a Pie Priest will first be tested for how much they know.
The purpose of a Pie Priest will be to lead the lower JoJo Pieists to the good and light and to provide a ruling class between the norms and the highest of the high. One day there will be a High Priest who will be the greatest JoJo Pieist after the JoJo and the Bodyguard have gone but for now there is no one quite right.

Insult from Pieism.org

2007-04-25T13:01:00.000-07:00

This is a post made by Captain Spankin Crackers, the person who used to run Pieism.org on the Pie Patrol forums. Although this has just come to my attention it was made in June 2006, when JoJo Pieism was the smallest sect of Pieism on the net.

""""I swear by the Cake God himself, Holy-moley! Anyone else a bit annoyed by the many "sects" of Pieism?How many "sects" of Pieism can there be?! Oh look, there's another...the Bloopidy Bloo group who like to wear pie as hats...etc.Now I may not be a smart banana, but I think some people are just jumping on the Pieism bandwagon in hopes of creating a fad by making up crazy things and calling it things like "Jo Jo Pieism." I mean seriously... I can't even promote my website without people getting confused about what the heck it is we believe in.

The basic idea is that Pieists believe pie is a holy and magically delicious food... and that the world was created in the image of pie by the Pie God, in his wife, the Holy Oven.Right from the start Pieism was a polytheistic religion (belief in more than one God)...even though The Pie God is ruler of all. The mythology draws from Greek, Egyptian, and even Christian belief. Did you know we believe in Yulemas, the winter night when an undead Santa Clause comes down your chimeny to try and eat you? Those decorations you hang may seem like a trite tradition of Christianity, but in reality they all serve a purpose to ward off St. Nick.

But don't get me wrong brothers, sisters, and bakers...this Pie Patrol Forum is actually a decent community setup! A lot nicer than my slapped together message board. I'm not sure what the Pie Patrol founders specifically believe in, but if you guys want to spread the word of pie, I'm here to support you. Go to What is Pieism? to learn the specifics of how this whole thing started.
Yes, there have been many pie appreciators...the first "Pieism" website started a few years back, just a bit before me and a few friends started up our religion unknowingly. So PIESM.ORG showcases the second incarnation of Pieism...I've tried numerous times to contact the first original website's founders, but unfortunetly its deader than dead, and after talking to one of the guys behind the site, I can see they were never really...serious about doing anything with it.

Wikipedia deleted a nice entry of our religion someone threw together because users thought it was "stupid," and a "rip-off of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism." I started Pieism an entire year before FSM. And I was enlightened by an undead Pirate Captain about a Pie God...not a noodle monster... but that religion and our own do share common themes in religious satire...aherm (And FSM is pretty hilarious). Well, we've got to get the ball rolling and increase our numbers...there's a lot of people who like pie.""""

Thats it, I have several comments to make about this post.

1. This sentence was in the post: "Now I may not be a smart banana, but I think some people are just jumping on the Pieism bandwagon in hopes of creating a fad by making up crazy things and calling it things like "Jo Jo Pieism." "
Does the Captain realise how offensive that could be? It's saying that JoJo Pieism is just a crazy attempt to create a fad. Luckily I don't take offence easily, it interests me to see that Pieism.org was paying attention to us at that time. Plus i suppose that JoJo Pieism didn't even have a website then so it may well have seemed like some stupid fad. But anyway I have decided to forgive the Captain but I warn him he shouldn't make offensive comments so lightly.

2. The Captain mentioned he was fed up of there being so many sects, well aren't we all? But there's only one thing we can do about it, merge all Pieism sects into one great one! Then we would be unstoppable. But we need to take it one step at a time. I will mention my idea in later post so watch out for it!

The Fall of Pieism.org

2007-04-24T05:41:00.000-07:00

A couple of months ago something completely unexpected happened. One day Pieism.org was up and running, the largest Pieism site the net had ever seen. The next it was gone, finished, unrenewed. It seems it was cancelled because the payment time for it had ran out and two months on it still has yet to be renewed. It looks like Pieism.org is to be just another chapter in the history of Pieism. I can understand that the owner of Pieism.org wouldn't want to pay again if they had gone off the subject but if this is you reading this Capt. Spankin I ask you to make a .tk version of your site on freewebs like JoJo Pieism and the Holy Church of Pie have. Other the sect of which Pieism.org was part of will fade and maybe in a couple of years time new Pieists will wonder what Pieism.org was and why it fell. The Sacred Text ala Mode will become just a legend with only the people from the early days of Pieism will know what it really was and what it represented. I really hope it doesn't come to that.

A year of being the JoJo

2007-04-19T05:45:00.000-07:00

As it's a few days past 16th April its my second year of being the JoJo now, a lot has happened in a year. Before hardly anyone knew about JoJo Pieism, it had no website. Now it has almost half the Pieism sites dedicated to it, the biggest Pieism site around is JoJo Pieism.tk and the fall of Pieism .org has left a power vacuum to be exploited. The JoJo is regually seen in forums dicussing the finer points of Pieism. Who knows what the next year could bring? Cheers to the JoJo and JoJo Pieism and good luck over the next year.

New Purpose for Blog

2007-04-17T05:46:00.000-07:00

Although this was JoJo Pieism's main site now as I have JoJo Pieism.tk there's no need for this. So now instead I will use this Blog to put News, Thoughts or Comments on JoJo Pieism, Pieism and the Pie in general. The first post contains some info on JoJo Pieism but if you want more go to the link at the top or at the side.

JoJo Pieism Info

2007-01-19T12:33:00.000-08:00

Go here to visit JoJo Pieism's main site:
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk

JoJo Pieism or the honourable sect of JoJo
JoJo Pieism is one of the many versions or sects of Pieism. Pieism is a religion based around the worship of pies and a pie god. JoJo Pieists believes the Pie has come to earth in the form of a man, like Jesus in Christanty, called JoJo. He is to lead a new revolution in Pie and Pieism. JoJo Pieists follow the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom and the Book of Pie (JoJo). JoJo Pieism is also the most monothestic out of all the sects as it believes the great pie god and the minor gods are very different. Therefore it calls minor gods 'spirits' to avoid confusion.
There are 5 sects of Pieism known including ours. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others. JoJo Pieism was founded in March, 2006.

Commandments of JoJo Pieism
There is only one god, that is the Pie.
The JoJo is Pie in a human body.
Pie is to be respected.
Food is sacred.
Be nice to every one including non-pieists.
All Religions are right.
All the Pieism sects are holy.
The Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom are very holy...
But other Pieism books are alright.
Follow the oringnal ten commandments
Evolution is real but was controlled by the Pie.
All animals are sacred and should only by killed for food.
Cake is not holy but not evil either.
The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc).
Very holy people get to become Pieits, a Pie saint.
You only go to Hell for a certain time depending how bad you are.
Theres also Intermediate and finally Pie Heaven

JoJo Pieists News Section

1oth March 2007: A year of JoJo Pieism

A year sice JoJo Pieism was founded, Praise the Pie!

February 2007: WhyPie Blog
Now a new JoJo Pieism blog has been made: WhyPie! It is run by the Bodyguard, 2nd in command of JoJo Pieism. It has more informal infomation about the Pie and the JoJo than this site. Access it at the links section at the edge of the page.

Spirits of JoJo Pieism
Master: Black Lobster, Genghis Khan and Tabby Fat
Major: Cheese, Shark, Sumo, Lasanege and Bodyguard
Greater: 100000's, pretty powerful
Lesser: 100000000's, weak and puny
Notable: JoJo Missowoki, Reborn the Minion, Sally Squid and the White Lobster

Holy Books of JoJo Pieism
JoJo Pieism has two sacred documents, the book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom. The book of Pie is divided into:
The book of Prepration - 13.7 billion years ago to the first Pieism's.
The book of JoJo - 2003 AD to the end of time!

The Sacred Scrolls are the word of JoJo written directly on to small pieces of paper. These are included in the book of Pie but the scrolls are for the advanced worshippers or priests.

Quotations from the book of Pie:
‘’ Stuff will do stuff as the Pie is Lobster shaped’’
‘’ If thou doesn’t know about the Pie then thou doesn’t know anything’’
‘’ The JoJo and the Khan shall slay that stand with the Anti-Pie.
‘’ Tabby Fat has more fat than two sumos in an enlarger machine’’
“The Anti-Pie is stupider than a droid from Star Wars™”
‘’ If thou is a traitor then thou will be chucked into space by the Lobster‘’
‘’The Pie is everything and everything is the Pie‘’
‘’If you fail the first time…. … use a larger thermo-nuclear explosion!”
“The Lobsters claws are sharper than ten samurai swords”
“The United Kingdom is the best country in the world, there can be no doubt about it”
“JoJo is and will be guarded by a bodyguard whose name is Joseph”
“Time will prove the win of the Pie over the Anti-Pie, that is certain”
"President Bush is an Idiot,He has no right to be President’’
“The black lobsters transfer heat to there claws so they become fire claws, making the black lobsters impossible to cook”
“White lobsters are weak and pathetic-eat them and they taste disgusting”
“Tabby Fat is a genius; he beat Steven Hawkings in a Physics exam”
“If thou has his or her head jumped on by thy Super Mario™, thou must chop thou’s selves up with thou’s samurai swords due to all thou’s honour being lost”

JoJo Pieism is gaining members!
Now they hope to spread the word over the Internet!
May the Pie be with you. Always.

Small Print
1. JoJo Pieism Limited takes no responsibility for any injury or loss caused by worship or other actions from the book of Pie, JoJo Pieisms site or other asscociated JoJo Pieism activities.
2. JoJo Pieism Limited also takes no responsibility for the actions of its followers or believers whether they are related to JoJo Pieism or not.
3. Opinions made by JoJo Pieists may not represent the feelings or thoughts of JoJo Pieism as a whole.
4. The Pie takes no responsibly for natural disasters happening in the world or other places in the universe.
5. JoJo Pieism Limited reserves the right to change any part of JoJo Pieism any time they want and also reserves the right to refuse anyone membership for any reason or change memberships for any reason.

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