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Showing posts with label Turtleism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Turtleism. Show all posts

Saturday, 25 October 2014

JoJo denies link with Turtleist group

Several weeks after newspaper Turtle Daily published an article slamming the Queen of Pugs, Puggles Pugster, the JoJo has officially denied links with controversial Turtleist leader  "the Turtle Alex VIII". In an interview with the magazine Crustacean, the JoJo clarified his position.

"I give my full support to the Queen of Pugs as the divinely ordained monarch of both Pugland and all pugs everywhere, as well as contesting the claims that she has no popular mandate or reigns against the will of the pug people. Neither I or the government of Mars are in direct contact with the terrorist leader Alex and urge all turtles to repudiate this dangerous ideology before it causes more damage to our shared worlds."

Turtleists are a schism of Pieism who broke away from the JoJo in 2009 after theological disagreements and considered heretical by most Pieists. Rather than worshipping the Pie, the group honours the Turtle spirit and believes he has been reincarnated at-least eight times, most recently as the leader known as Alex. Ex-Turtleists claim that the group's ideology is inconsistent and is focused on extracting money from it's turtle adherents rather than spiritual enlightenment.

Since the schism the Turtleists are widely believed to have been behind several terrorist attacks on Mars, most famously hijacking a space shuttle which was then crashed into the Pie-11 building of Olympus Mons, costing many civilian lives. In another infamous incident, robotic rights leader Jimmy the Droid was fatally shot at a rally by Alex VIII. Since then relations have been frostly but tensions have recently been running high after the Time Defence Force attempted a raid on Turtville to secure one of the turtles suspected of plotting the Pie-11 attacks, though the suspect ultimately escaped after the force came under heavy fire.

Queen Puggles has also issued a statement exclaiming annoyance and condemnation of Turtle Daily's claims and has called for an inquiry into how false statements about Pugland's tax were published on their website. 

Monday, 13 April 2009

One Church for One Religion Idea

Me and the other leaders of Churches of the Union of Pieism have decided it is time to reform the Church system, namely by merging both the minor churches "New Followers of the Holy Pie" and "Cult of Pie" into the larger and mainstream "Church of JoJo Pieism". This is planned for the 16th April, i.e. New Life Day, when both the sites of the minor churches will shut down. As for the Church of Turtleism, we have mutually decided that our beliefs are too different and therefore on the 16th April they will leave the Great Religion of Pieism. This should make Pieism simipler and more efficient.

The other plan is amend the current Constitution of the Church of JoJo Pieism and make it the new Constitution of the Great Religion of Pieism, we hope to have this complete by the 16th April but it could take longer...

Monday, 6 October 2008

Plan for Last Part of Ex-08

There been some planning for the last part of Ex-08, completing several areas of Pieism. In order of priority, they are:

  1. Finish "Pieism: The Holy Gods" Site, which has been left incomplete
  2. Finish the new Book of Pie, which should be about 12 pages of A4, so obviously it will take awhile, updates in Pieism mean it will be delayed further
  3. Write a New Constitution of the whole of Pieism that amends and merges the Constitution's of the Union and of JoJo Pieism. It would also contain the Church of Turtleism.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

10th September, Two and Half Years of Pie, One Year of the Union, Turtlism Admitted into the Union, LHC starts today !!!!!

Today is two and a half years since Pieism was founded, also today is a year since the Union was founded. Today Turtleism, which worships a mighty turtle as well as the Pie, has joined the Union as a new Church. This truly is amazing expansion. Turtlism is quite new but hopefully it will help Pieism on it's great journey. Also, today the LHC started up, a particle collider that will reveal the truth about the universe of the Pie. Long Live the Pie and the JoJo!!!!!

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

New Church in the Union!!!

I have returned from holiday and I am very pleased to annouce a new Church is joining the Union, the Church of Turtleism. As well as honouring the holy Pie, the JoJo and the other standard Pieist gods, they also worship a huge Turtle! It has been planned that they will join us on the 10th September, to fit in with tradition and the other reforms at the same time. Some of the other reforms are:

  • More openness between different Churches, especially the three traditional Churches.
  • Revival of older traditions, such as the Major Spirits, the Sacred Scrolls and Pie Tokens.

Some of the most powerful of the spirits, the entities of the Pie which aren't gods, many of which have been forgotten, are been revived as the new Demi Gods!! The new Demi Gods include:

  • Hiss the Snake
  • Jimmy the Droid
  • The Pug
  • Super Mario
  • The Crow

More about these will be revealed later, they will be featured in the New Book of Pie, hopefully coming soon!