Radical Ideas from the Minor Churchs

It has come to my attenion that both the Minor Churchs have demanded more rights, just today Captain Pie Master posted about how discontent he is. Although I understand their demands, I think that this sort of thinking will be the death of the Union. I urge these protesters to reconsider how inpractical a democratic system would be and remember what a good job I have done leadering Pieism.