A New Text for the New Followers

The New Followers of the Holy Pie, one of the Churches of the Great Religion of Pieism, has a new official holy book, the New Text of Pie Master. This replaces the Sacred Text a la Pie Master, which had been a source of conflict between the New Followers and Capt. Spankin of the Sacred Text a la Mode. This move brings the New Followers closer to that of mainstream Pieism, meaning that for the first time the entire Union has pretty much the same beliefs, meaning that there is more hope of the Union eventually merging into one Church. The move also places Captain Pie Master as one of the leading candidates for the succession of Pieist leadership after the leaving of JoJo.

New STALM now called New Followers of Holy Pie

After an insulting post by anicent sect leader Captain Spankin Crackers the "New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode" have changed their name to the "New Followers of the Holy Pie". Captain Pie Master claims he can no longer be considered a follower of Captain Spankin (although they will technically still follow the Sacred Text a la Mode holy book they will play the whole thing down). The argument seems to have stemmed from a mistake made by the older Captain who misinterpted the Sacred Text a la Pie Master, a minor text describing the combo beliefs of the New Followers, as a replacement for the Sacred Text a la Mode. I'm going to try to contact Captain Spankin Crackers and get him to see his mistake, and also try to make peace between our Pieism's. Despite our similarites there has been much bad blood between us.

Happy Valentines People!

Radical Ideas from the Minor Churchs

It has come to my attenion that both the Minor Churchs have demanded more rights, just today Captain Pie Master posted about how discontent he is. Although I understand their demands, I think that this sort of thinking will be the death of the Union. I urge these protesters to reconsider how inpractical a democratic system would be and remember what a good job I have done leadering Pieism.

Reaffirming Comments

Captain Spankin Crackers has commented on several inaccruacies which I must correct,

1. Only the New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode has joined me, not the whole Sacred Text a la Mode sect.

2. I do not wish for anyone to believe I'm a god because I'm not. I'm Pie Incarnate. I should be respected, like a prophet (I'm am a prophet) but not worshipped. I feel some of my other sect followers have got this quite wrong.

Also I would like to mention that I haven't copied anything of any other sect of Pieism.

Return of Captain Spankin Crackers

Captain Spankin Crackers, the third prophet of Pie and founder of the Sacred Text a la Mode is back! He e-mailed me on the 10th September (Federation Day, coincidence or what?) about the union of Pieism and Captain Pie Master. However this happy event may turn sour with a possible conflict between the two Captains of the Mode over leadership. Captain Spankin Crackers is known for being a bit stubborn, he still believes he's the true creator of Pieism (I know, wtf?) Lets hope both of them agree and that Capt. SC agrees with the reorganisation of Pieism, its vital for the future of Pieism.