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Showing posts with label High Druid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label High Druid. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

The Union is Saved!

Me and the High Druid reached a landmark agreement today concerning the Union. Over the last week, an argument so intense it almost destroyed Pieism happened between us. However now we have reached a compromise, the Constitution of the Union! It ensures I have a lot of power but also respects the rights of the Minor Churches. There's not much that's really new in the Constitution, it's just making a whole load of ideas official.

The Constitution of the Great Religion of Pieism (The Union)

  • The JoJo is allowed to make any decision as long as it only affects the Church of JoJo Pieism.
  • The JoJo is allowed to make not so important decisions for the whole of the Great Religion of Pieism.
  • For a more important decision the JoJo must notify, preferably by e-mail, all the Minor Church leaders.
  • If over 70% of the Minor Church leaders actively disagree, the Bodyguard and the members of the Church of JoJo Pieism must take a vote. If both agree with the JoJo, the Minor Church leaders can be overidden, if both disagree with the JoJo, he must drop the idea. If the two disagree with each other, nothing can happen until oe goes either way.
  • The Minor Church leaders can make any decision affecting their own Church only.
  • The Great Religion of Pieism recognises the JoJo as the main leader of Pieism and the Church of JoJo Pieism as the mainstream Church.
  • Any Church may withdraw from the Great Religion of Pieism at anytime.
  • If JoJo becomes unable to continue his leadership, the primary candidate for leadership will be the Bodyguard. If the Bodyguard is unable to take up leadership, or he does and then later becomes unable to continue his leadership, the Great Religion of Pieism must decide whether to vote a new leader, or not have a leader. It is advised that if the Church of JoJo Pieism still has a leader, he or she shall take over.
  • If a leader of suiable strength emerges, he or she may take on the title of the New JoJo, due to Pieist belief that the JoJo will be reincarnated in many forms after he goes. However the New JoJo will be less important than the original.

Sunday, 3 February 2008

End of the Union?

The debate between me and the High Druid has turned into an emotional and fierce argument. Only yesterday the Cult of Pie threatened to leave the Union, probably with the support of the New Followers. I can't see how the Great Religion of Pieism can survive this. I've sent a offer of peace the Cult and I hope they accept. I've proposed in that e-mail to make a compromise and a possible constiuion of the Union. Lets hope they accept otherwise the age of the Union is at an end.

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Radical Ideas from the Minor Churchs

It has come to my attenion that both the Minor Churchs have demanded more rights, just today Captain Pie Master posted about how discontent he is. Although I understand their demands, I think that this sort of thinking will be the death of the Union. I urge these protesters to reconsider how inpractical a democratic system would be and remember what a good job I have done leadering Pieism.

Thursday, 19 July 2007

New Sect of Pieism discovered!

Yesterday I found a new sect of Pieism, the Cult of Pie. They were founded on the 16th July, just three days ago. High Druid, leader of the sect, has already shown he wants to contribute to the Pieist community, I just let him into the Council of Pie. Lets hope the Cult of Pie is successful and it becomes an active member the New Pieist Community.