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This blog is the official blog for Pieism, written by the JoJo, Prophet and Leader of Pieism, and managed by the online division of Crustacean magazine, the premium publication for lobsters and all Pieists everywhere. To find about more about Pieism, go to Pieism: The Official Site.

Friday, 19 January 2007

JoJo Pieism Info

Go here to visit JoJo Pieism's main site:
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk

JoJo Pieism or the honourable sect of JoJo
JoJo Pieism is one of the many versions or sects of Pieism. Pieism is a religion based around the worship of pies and a pie god. JoJo Pieists believes the Pie has come to earth in the form of a man, like Jesus in Christanty, called JoJo. He is to lead a new revolution in Pie and Pieism. JoJo Pieists follow the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom and the Book of Pie (JoJo). JoJo Pieism is also the most monothestic out of all the sects as it believes the great pie god and the minor gods are very different. Therefore it calls minor gods 'spirits' to avoid confusion.
There are 5 sects of Pieism known including ours. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others. JoJo Pieism was founded in March, 2006.

Commandments of JoJo Pieism
There is only one god, that is the Pie.
The JoJo is Pie in a human body.
Pie is to be respected.
Food is sacred.
Be nice to every one including non-pieists.
All Religions are right.
All the Pieism sects are holy.
The Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom are very holy...
But other Pieism books are alright.
Follow the oringnal ten commandments
Evolution is real but was controlled by the Pie.
All animals are sacred and should only by killed for food.
Cake is not holy but not evil either.
The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc).
Very holy people get to become Pieits, a Pie saint.
You only go to Hell for a certain time depending how bad you are.
Theres also Intermediate and finally Pie Heaven


JoJo Pieists News Section



1oth March 2007: A year of JoJo Pieism

A year sice JoJo Pieism was founded, Praise the Pie!

February 2007: WhyPie Blog
Now a new JoJo Pieism blog has been made: WhyPie! It is run by the Bodyguard, 2nd in command of JoJo Pieism. It has more informal infomation about the Pie and the JoJo than this site. Access it at the links section at the edge of the page.

Spirits of JoJo Pieism
Master: Black Lobster, Genghis Khan and Tabby Fat
Major: Cheese, Shark, Sumo, Lasanege and Bodyguard
Greater: 100000's, pretty powerful
Lesser: 100000000's, weak and puny
Notable: JoJo Missowoki, Reborn the Minion, Sally Squid and the White Lobster


Holy Books of JoJo Pieism
JoJo Pieism has two sacred documents, the book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom. The book of Pie is divided into:
The book of Prepration - 13.7 billion years ago to the first Pieism's.
The book of JoJo - 2003 AD to the end of time!

The Sacred Scrolls are the word of JoJo written directly on to small pieces of paper. These are included in the book of Pie but the scrolls are for the advanced worshippers or priests.


Quotations from the book of Pie:
‘’ Stuff will do stuff as the Pie is Lobster shaped’’
‘’ If thou doesn’t know about the Pie then thou doesn’t know anything’’
‘’ The JoJo and the Khan shall slay that stand with the Anti-Pie.
‘’ Tabby Fat has more fat than two sumos in an enlarger machine’’
“The Anti-Pie is stupider than a droid from Star Wars™”
‘’ If thou is a traitor then thou will be chucked into space by the Lobster‘’
‘’The Pie is everything and everything is the Pie‘’
‘’If you fail the first time…. … use a larger thermo-nuclear explosion!”
“The Lobsters claws are sharper than ten samurai swords”
“The United Kingdom is the best country in the world, there can be no doubt about it”
“JoJo is and will be guarded by a bodyguard whose name is Joseph”
“Time will prove the win of the Pie over the Anti-Pie, that is certain”
"President Bush is an Idiot,He has no right to be President’’
“The black lobsters transfer heat to there claws so they become fire claws, making the black lobsters impossible to cook”
“White lobsters are weak and pathetic-eat them and they taste disgusting”
“Tabby Fat is a genius; he beat Steven Hawkings in a Physics exam”
“If thou has his or her head jumped on by thy Super Mario™, thou must chop thou’s selves up with thou’s samurai swords due to all thou’s honour being lost”





JoJo Pieism is gaining members!
Now they hope to spread the word over the Internet!
May the Pie be with you. Always.

Small Print
1. JoJo Pieism Limited takes no responsibility for any injury or loss caused by worship or other actions from the book of Pie, JoJo Pieisms site or other asscociated JoJo Pieism activities.
2. JoJo Pieism Limited also takes no responsibility for the actions of its followers or believers whether they are related to JoJo Pieism or not.
3. Opinions made by JoJo Pieists may not represent the feelings or thoughts of JoJo Pieism as a whole.
4. The Pie takes no responsibly for natural disasters happening in the world or other places in the universe.
5. JoJo Pieism Limited reserves the right to change any part of JoJo Pieism any time they want and also reserves the right to refuse anyone membership for any reason or change memberships for any reason.

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7 comments:

a duck said...

hello. i am glad you have finally got yourself a blogspot for Jojo Pieism!!

as you can see i am also a founder of a sect of Pieism which you can access through my profile link.

Peace out.

Someone cool said...

Hmm, this is a good page but the cartoon of the jojo looks something like a gay Japanese cartoon

A German said...

Das ist gut yar

A fellow pieist said...
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Bodyguard said...

Hi, congrats on your page, i will visit it often.

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