First Post of 2008 (about Ex-08)

This is 2008, the third year of Pieism! Last year Pieism expanded beyond belief. To continue this process I have made a new project, Ex-08 ( short for Expansion 2008). There are four aims of this project:

1. Put all of Pieism on the Internet

Although much of the information about our religion is now on the Internet, some of it remains undetailed (eg. detailed information on minor gods). Hopefully extra-sites should contain this information.

2. Expand Membership

Hopefully we should be able to expand membership of the Church of JoJo Pieism (and so therefore the whole religion) to 30 Pieists by the end of the year (20 members now).

3. Expand Pieism onto different types of site

Making Pieist youtube videos, forums, myspace pages etc to try to get the message of Pieism to as many people as possible.

4. Overtake Holy Church of Pie (Pieism.tk) on google search results

The defunct site Pieism.tk still has the top spot on google's search results for "Pieism" and is still just about the most refered to type of Pieism. We hope come first or at least take up a lot of space on the first page of google results for "Pieism". We should become the most refered to Pieism by the end of the year if the expansion continues, which it should due to Ex-08.

Last Post of 2007

Last post of 2007, how much has happened this year! At the beginning we didn't even have a site, now we have expanded to become the greatest of all Pieism's. Plus we have lots of cool ideas lined up for 2008: in the form of "Ex-08", short for "Expansion 2008", but there will be more about that in the next post.

A short summary of the year's events

27th January: First Pieism Site, the "JoJo Pieism Blog", is made

15th March: "Pieism: The Official Site" is created as "JoJo Pieism.tk"

17th April: JoJo Pieism Blog converted into site for Pieist news

25th April: First ideas for a Pieist Union

26th May: Pieism wiki article under goes major update

4th June: New STALM, future church, is founded

8th June: Council of Pie founded between JoJo Pieism and New STALM

16th July: Cult of Pie, future church, is founded and joins Council of Pie

1st August: Alliance between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie

10th September: Union between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie as "Federation of Pie"

16th October: Union is reformed, name changed to "Great Religion of Pieism"

21st November: Holy Texts of Pieism reformed

19th December: Idea of "Ex-08" is created, path for 2008 is laid.


As you can see Pieism in 2007 has gone through three stages:

January to May: Development of JoJo Pieism

June to September: Union of active Pieism

October to December: Reformation of Union


Note about the Union: the Union was founded on the 10th September as the "Federation of Pie". However it was not very successful so it was replaced by the "Great Religion of Pieism", still the Union, just in a different form.

All well, 2007 has been a great year for Pieism, possibly the best. Ex-08, the new project for 2008, should ensure that 2008 is just as successful. We hope to expand on to new parts of the Internet, to put us beyond the ancient sects. If 2007 is known for one event in Pieism, I can safely say it was "The Rise of (JoJo) Pieism".

A United Church of Pie?

In the last post I mentioned that all the sects of Pieism should work towards a merger or at least getting closer together than before. However if such an achievement is to be made then we must do it in steps. I propose that we make an organisation called the United Church of Pie, an group of Pieist sects working together towards a United Pieism. The group won't force anyone to change their sect for now though it is likely changes will happen as the sects get closer. Everyone will have to make sacrifices but they will be for the greater good of Pieism. I will be sending out offers to join but if I haven't send one to your sect yet then e-mail me at: jojo-pieism@hotmail.co.uk

The Fall of Pieism.org

A couple of months ago something completely unexpected happened. One day Pieism.org was up and running, the largest Pieism site the net had ever seen. The next it was gone, finished, unrenewed. It seems it was cancelled because the payment time for it had ran out and two months on it still has yet to be renewed. It looks like Pieism.org is to be just another chapter in the history of Pieism. I can understand that the owner of Pieism.org wouldn't want to pay again if they had gone off the subject but if this is you reading this Capt. Spankin I ask you to make a .tk version of your site on freewebs like JoJo Pieism and the Holy Church of Pie have. Other the sect of which Pieism.org was part of will fade and maybe in a couple of years time new Pieists will wonder what Pieism.org was and why it fell. The Sacred Text ala Mode will become just a legend with only the people from the early days of Pieism will know what it really was and what it represented. I really hope it doesn't come to that.

New Purpose for Blog

Although this was JoJo Pieism's main site now as I have JoJo Pieism.tk there's no need for this. So now instead I will use this Blog to put News, Thoughts or Comments on JoJo Pieism, Pieism and the Pie in general. The first post contains some info on JoJo Pieism but if you want more go to the link at the top or at the side.

JoJo Pieism Info

Go here to visit JoJo Pieism's main site:
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk

JoJo Pieism or the honourable sect of JoJo
JoJo Pieism is one of the many versions or sects of Pieism. Pieism is a religion based around the worship of pies and a pie god. JoJo Pieists believes the Pie has come to earth in the form of a man, like Jesus in Christanty, called JoJo. He is to lead a new revolution in Pie and Pieism. JoJo Pieists follow the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom and the Book of Pie (JoJo). JoJo Pieism is also the most monothestic out of all the sects as it believes the great pie god and the minor gods are very different. Therefore it calls minor gods 'spirits' to avoid confusion.
There are 5 sects of Pieism known including ours. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others. JoJo Pieism was founded in March, 2006.

Commandments of JoJo Pieism
There is only one god, that is the Pie.
The JoJo is Pie in a human body.
Pie is to be respected.
Food is sacred.
Be nice to every one including non-pieists.
All Religions are right.
All the Pieism sects are holy.
The Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom are very holy...
But other Pieism books are alright.
Follow the oringnal ten commandments
Evolution is real but was controlled by the Pie.
All animals are sacred and should only by killed for food.
Cake is not holy but not evil either.
The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc).
Very holy people get to become Pieits, a Pie saint.
You only go to Hell for a certain time depending how bad you are.
Theres also Intermediate and finally Pie Heaven


JoJo Pieists News Section

1oth March 2007: A year of JoJo Pieism

A year sice JoJo Pieism was founded, Praise the Pie!

February 2007: WhyPie Blog
Now a new JoJo Pieism blog has been made: WhyPie! It is run by the Bodyguard, 2nd in command of JoJo Pieism. It has more informal infomation about the Pie and the JoJo than this site. Access it at the links section at the edge of the page.

Spirits of JoJo Pieism
Master: Black Lobster, Genghis Khan and Tabby Fat
Major: Cheese, Shark, Sumo, Lasanege and Bodyguard
Greater: 100000's, pretty powerful
Lesser: 100000000's, weak and puny
Notable: JoJo Missowoki, Reborn the Minion, Sally Squid and the White Lobster


Holy Books of JoJo Pieism
JoJo Pieism has two sacred documents, the book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom. The book of Pie is divided into:
The book of Prepration - 13.7 billion years ago to the first Pieism's.
The book of JoJo - 2003 AD to the end of time!

The Sacred Scrolls are the word of JoJo written directly on to small pieces of paper. These are included in the book of Pie but the scrolls are for the advanced worshippers or priests.


Quotations from the book of Pie:
‘’ Stuff will do stuff as the Pie is Lobster shaped’’
‘’ If thou doesn’t know about the Pie then thou doesn’t know anything’’
‘’ The JoJo and the Khan shall slay that stand with the Anti-Pie.
‘’ Tabby Fat has more fat than two sumos in an enlarger machine’’
“The Anti-Pie is stupider than a droid from Star Wars™”
‘’ If thou is a traitor then thou will be chucked into space by the Lobster‘’
‘’The Pie is everything and everything is the Pie‘’
‘’If you fail the first time…. … use a larger thermo-nuclear explosion!”
“The Lobsters claws are sharper than ten samurai swords”
“The United Kingdom is the best country in the world, there can be no doubt about it”
“JoJo is and will be guarded by a bodyguard whose name is Joseph”
“Time will prove the win of the Pie over the Anti-Pie, that is certain”
"President Bush is an Idiot,He has no right to be President’’
“The black lobsters transfer heat to there claws so they become fire claws, making the black lobsters impossible to cook”
“White lobsters are weak and pathetic-eat them and they taste disgusting”
“Tabby Fat is a genius; he beat Steven Hawkings in a Physics exam”
“If thou has his or her head jumped on by thy Super Mario™, thou must chop thou’s selves up with thou’s samurai swords due to all thou’s honour being lost”





JoJo Pieism is gaining members!
Now they hope to spread the word over the Internet!
May the Pie be with you. Always.

Small Print
1. JoJo Pieism Limited takes no responsibility for any injury or loss caused by worship or other actions from the book of Pie, JoJo Pieisms site or other asscociated JoJo Pieism activities.
2. JoJo Pieism Limited also takes no responsibility for the actions of its followers or believers whether they are related to JoJo Pieism or not.
3. Opinions made by JoJo Pieists may not represent the feelings or thoughts of JoJo Pieism as a whole.
4. The Pie takes no responsibly for natural disasters happening in the world or other places in the universe.
5. JoJo Pieism Limited reserves the right to change any part of JoJo Pieism any time they want and also reserves the right to refuse anyone membership for any reason or change memberships for any reason.

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