New STALM now called New Followers of Holy Pie

After an insulting post by anicent sect leader Captain Spankin Crackers the "New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode" have changed their name to the "New Followers of the Holy Pie". Captain Pie Master claims he can no longer be considered a follower of Captain Spankin (although they will technically still follow the Sacred Text a la Mode holy book they will play the whole thing down). The argument seems to have stemmed from a mistake made by the older Captain who misinterpted the Sacred Text a la Pie Master, a minor text describing the combo beliefs of the New Followers, as a replacement for the Sacred Text a la Mode. I'm going to try to contact Captain Spankin Crackers and get him to see his mistake, and also try to make peace between our Pieism's. Despite our similarites there has been much bad blood between us.

Happy Valentines People!

Last Post of 2007

Last post of 2007, how much has happened this year! At the beginning we didn't even have a site, now we have expanded to become the greatest of all Pieism's. Plus we have lots of cool ideas lined up for 2008: in the form of "Ex-08", short for "Expansion 2008", but there will be more about that in the next post.

A short summary of the year's events

27th January: First Pieism Site, the "JoJo Pieism Blog", is made

15th March: "Pieism: The Official Site" is created as "JoJo Pieism.tk"

17th April: JoJo Pieism Blog converted into site for Pieist news

25th April: First ideas for a Pieist Union

26th May: Pieism wiki article under goes major update

4th June: New STALM, future church, is founded

8th June: Council of Pie founded between JoJo Pieism and New STALM

16th July: Cult of Pie, future church, is founded and joins Council of Pie

1st August: Alliance between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie

10th September: Union between JoJo Pieism, New STALM and Cult of Pie as "Federation of Pie"

16th October: Union is reformed, name changed to "Great Religion of Pieism"

21st November: Holy Texts of Pieism reformed

19th December: Idea of "Ex-08" is created, path for 2008 is laid.


As you can see Pieism in 2007 has gone through three stages:

January to May: Development of JoJo Pieism

June to September: Union of active Pieism

October to December: Reformation of Union


Note about the Union: the Union was founded on the 10th September as the "Federation of Pie". However it was not very successful so it was replaced by the "Great Religion of Pieism", still the Union, just in a different form.

All well, 2007 has been a great year for Pieism, possibly the best. Ex-08, the new project for 2008, should ensure that 2008 is just as successful. We hope to expand on to new parts of the Internet, to put us beyond the ancient sects. If 2007 is known for one event in Pieism, I can safely say it was "The Rise of (JoJo) Pieism".

Return of Captain Spankin Crackers

Captain Spankin Crackers, the third prophet of Pie and founder of the Sacred Text a la Mode is back! He e-mailed me on the 10th September (Federation Day, coincidence or what?) about the union of Pieism and Captain Pie Master. However this happy event may turn sour with a possible conflict between the two Captains of the Mode over leadership. Captain Spankin Crackers is known for being a bit stubborn, he still believes he's the true creator of Pieism (I know, wtf?) Lets hope both of them agree and that Capt. SC agrees with the reorganisation of Pieism, its vital for the future of Pieism.

Federation Founded

The Federation was founded yesterday, shame I couldn't post then but oh well, Pieism will be united soon! I'm the Lord Protecter of the Federation and so far JoJo Pieism (including the JoJo's Cult of Pie), the International Church of Pie and the New Sacred Text a la Mode have joined. Hopefully the Church of Pie will join us soon, then only the Holy Church of Pie will be left!

Federation of Pie

A landmark in Pieist history has been reached, the Federation of Pie will be founded on the 10th September, an organisation for uniting Pieism. You can find out about it on the Federation website, which already exists but in a smaller and incomplete form compared to the final version yet to be released.

JoJo Pieism, and the New Sacred Text a la Mode are the only to definite active members as Church of Pie is considering, Holy Church of Pie and International Church of Pie has yet to be contacted and the Cult of Pie has had special arrangements concerning sectship, see its site for details.

Alliance with New STALM + Cult of Pie

Me, the New Sacred Text a la Mode and the Cult of Pie have signed a treaty to protect each other, the details are below:

i. All signatories will protect the existence of all other sects in the agreement.

ii. All signatories will accept the "aspects theory", focusing on ALL sects are right.

iii. All signatories will help resuscitate "dead" sects and try to find new leaders or members to preserve it's existence.

iv. All signatories will keep alive the memory of a dead sect if the sect can not be brought back.

Signed by"His Holiness The JoJo, Pie Incarnate, Master and Founder of JoJo Pieism, Member of the Council of Pie" for JoJo Pieism

"Pie Master, Captain and Re-Founder of the New Sacred Text a la Mode, Claimant on TAUOP, Member of the Council of Pie" for the New Sacred Text a la Mode.

"High Druid of the Cult of Pie and Member of the Council of Pie" for the Cult of Pie.

Closer links with New STALM

Me and the New Captain of the Sacred Text a la Mode have pleaded to forge closer links between our two sects. Both of us want the different Pieism sects to be closer and more united so we have decided to try and see if a close alliance holds. We are very similar in beliefs and attitudes, probably more than with any other sect. I hope we will be successful although I fear New STALM's claim on TAUOP may cause disagreements.

Sacred Text a la Mode is back!

Months after Captain S. Crackers left Pieism and after it seemed Sacred Text a la Mode (STALM) was gone for ever their sect was refounded! Some of their followers apparently decided to elect a new leader: a guy who calls himself Captain Pie Master, and now he's made a new blog for them. You can find at the site at this link here. It's the same sect, just different management. Plus I think this new leader will be even better than the old one, he's already put about the New Followers of the Sacred Text a la Mode on Wiki Scratch Pad and Uncyclopedia and he's e-mailed me claiming he wants to help me found a new organisation for unity in Pieism so you'll be hearing about that soon as well. Finally congrations to Stalm Pieism for their new leadership and may they suceed!