Seasons greetings fellow Pieists as we celebrate another Khanmas, also sometimes called Piemas or Eat Mince Pie day. It's easy in the midst of good food and gift-giving to forget the true meaning of Khanmas but it's something I'd like us all to hold to heart this year: the earthly birth of our lord Genghis Khan. Though many propagandists of the Anti-Pie have attempted to besmirch Genghis' good name as some sort of mass-murdering tyrant, we know the truth that he was a fair and just leader without parallel and that especially at this time of year it is our responsibility to preach the truth of his life to others. So join us in honouring the birth of Genghis Khan to his mother Hoesin and be sure to say the Pie's prayer over your Khanmas dinner.
Our pastry, who art in space,
Pie be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on Earth as it is on Mars.
Give us our daily pies,
and lead us not into Turtleism,
for thy is the meat, the gravy and the crust,
forever and forever,
Amen.
In other news, the Pieism official site is down at the moment for unknown reasons, hopefully it'll be back up soon. Hold on tight!
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Monday, 22 December 2014
Thursday, 25 December 2008
Happy Eat-Mince-Pie Day
Happy Eat-Mince-Pie Day, a day that celebrates Pie in general (and mince pie's in particular). This day also a secret, hidden, meaning, soon to be revealed!
2008 has been a good year for those of the Pie, quieter than 2007 but just as holy. We have seen a rebellion, a reconcillation, more members, two new constitutions, a new church, more Demi Gods and vital work on the new Book of Pie, which now exceeds 6000 words. Also, much of lore of Pieism has been expanded this year, with even more to be released with the Book of Pie.
There are also 37 members of Pieism so happy, happy days!
We look to 2009 and therefore, on the 1st January, Ex-08, the project that has fueled expansion this year will end and Ex-09 will begin. Although Ex-09 will not have many starting aims, here are three very important ones:
2008 has been a good year for those of the Pie, quieter than 2007 but just as holy. We have seen a rebellion, a reconcillation, more members, two new constitutions, a new church, more Demi Gods and vital work on the new Book of Pie, which now exceeds 6000 words. Also, much of lore of Pieism has been expanded this year, with even more to be released with the Book of Pie.
There are also 37 members of Pieism so happy, happy days!
We look to 2009 and therefore, on the 1st January, Ex-08, the project that has fueled expansion this year will end and Ex-09 will begin. Although Ex-09 will not have many starting aims, here are three very important ones:
- Complete the new Book of Pie
- Brush up the Pieism sites
- Find a better structure for the Union
Have a very happy Eat-Mince-Pie day and may the Pie be with you. Always!
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